THE CHILEAN JAMES BOND
12.11.09This is the trailer for Mandrill, which is sort of like the Chilean James Bond. Just when the trailer starts to get boring and you’re like “Dude, where’s the karate?” — BOOM, there’s the f-ckin karate. In related news, “Man drill” was my nickname in high school.
Completing contracts with ruthless efficiency Mandrill is always on the lookout for the man who killed his parents when he was a child. When a contract comes up and it looks like this may finally be the man responsible for the death of his parents, Mandrill discovers that the only way to get to him is through his daughter Dominic. But revenge is often a terrible cycle and Mandrill may not see this through to the end. [Twitch]
I read in National Geographic that Chileans are just Mexicans in top hats. True story.
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I read in National Geographic once that Chileans are actually just Mexicans in top hats. True story.
I guess that would mean the Mexican Mandrill would be just a regular baboon.
I’d watch this just for the fight scenes that don’t look like they’re being filmed by a guy having a seizure.
I guess that would mean the Mexican Mandrill would be just a regular baboon.
Or a Silverwetback.
Salsa dance-off scene or GTFO
This all begs the question, why the hell would a doctor choose proctology as a specialty? I mean, unless you are a fetishist, why would you choose a life of rooting around in people’s poopers?
Discuss.
Italian Spiderman > Chilean James Bond
Were there two films here? What was with the kid getting relationship advice from a guy with a bald head/ponytail combo?
Revenge is like a Pringles can,
once you pop, you can’t stop.
Come to think of it, you can say that about a virgin too.
I imagine Argentino would agree with me when I assert that Chile is Argentina’s Canada.
I don’t know where I was headed with that
Easym Crap. The doctor is obviously anal retentive.
Superfluous M would be a great band name.
If you’re dealing with Mexicans, than it’s most likely James’ Bonds.
Bond, Jaime Bond
Bond. Diego Bond.
It’s dicksteppin’ time, folks!
Haven’t had anyone dickstomp me for a while there Chino… forgot what it was like
It’s nice, no? I’m pretty good at it.
Bond, Treasury Bond.
Another fucking Abatap post up!
Martial arts, guns, sexy women…who wouldn’t want to be chilean’ with this guy…..even though their idea of an exotic locale is Atlantic City.
Note the product placements for Dos Equis, Flour tortillas, 1978′s El Camino, underage pregnancies and rapey looking guys in truckstop t-shirts.