THE BEAR JEW MADE NAZI PROPAGANDA
12.29.09
After the jump, you can watch all six minutes of Nation’s Pride, the fake Nazi propaganda movie within the movie Inglourious Basterds. It was directed by Eli Roth, and it’s pretty good as far as fake Nazi propaganda made to look like real Nazi propaganda but not really by a Jew in 2009 goes. I think if 2009 U.S. had a propaganda minister like Germany had Goebbels in the 40s, it’d be Michael Bay, and all his films would star the cast of Jersey Shore. And the marquee said “Fist Pumpin.”
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Aha! I have found a loophole in the 404 Error! I win.
Roth should be renamed the Nair Jew. Dude is a hairy mofo.
They stolz der nationnnnnnnn.
If Bay made propaganda films, his first one would star Megan Fox and would be titled “Loose Lips, Sink Ships (or else)”
Fast Food Nations Pride would be about McDonald’s and their agenda of slowly destroying the Mexican illegal immigrant population by low paying jobs and grinder accidents.
Bay’s propaganda would probably look like a totally sincere, live-action version of Team America.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Mein Mayor McCheese.
Michelle Rodriguez would make a kick ass Rosie the Riveter.
Michael Bay thinks propaganda is a male wigger goose.
Durst.
Ummmm…..FUCK CORPORATIONS!
Hey dipshits and JessicaD, I got a blu-ray player for X-mas (fina-fucking-ly) and want to know what “must have” movies I should buy.
That’s the movie conundrum, J. If a movie is pretty enough to warrant needing blu-ray to fully appreciate, it’s probably not worth spending $30 for.
Anything from the Vivid 2009 library should have pretty good picture quality, J.
That’s a fair point, Donk. Everyone said The Dark Knight was fabulous in IMAX, but is the bluray version really that much better than watching the standard DVD upscaled?
MIZ, I have a feeling that seeing some of those open-faced, roast beef sandwiches in high def would steer me away from porn.
Like Donk said, it’s a conundrum.
I always thought the difference looked less than that of 720 to 1080HD. I’d say TDK is probably worth the investment.
George Lucas is writing a trilogy or two about this. World Wars Episode III – Revenge of the Nazi/Rache des Nazis and Episode VI – Return of the Jew/Rückfahrt der Juden
Am I the only one left in here that doesn’t own an HDTV (and doesn’t particularly want one)?
I don’t know about any of you, but that Propaganda has me convinced.
Erswi,
*90′s fist bump*
*caresses 1996 Mitsubishi 60″*
Respeck!
Erswi, HDTV is awesome. You can actually see the brown pixels first when the Saints shit the bed against the Bucs.
I keed, I keed. Seriously though, boring shit on HDTV is more fun to watch than slightly enjoyable shit in regular def.
The Bar Jew hiccuped then went back to chatting up a bowl of peanuts.
Or he Mitzvahed. Dunno, coulda gone either way with that one.
The Burr Jew shot Alexander Hamiltonstein.
Nazi Propaganda by a Jew?
What’s next? White rappers?
The Boar Jew hates himself for being unclean.
Great. So you guys are saying I should have been pining for a Playstation 3 instead of just a blu ray player? Fuck. I did all those dishes and let my wife fuck around for nothing?
Ers, I couldn’t agree with Donk more. Watch one NFL game in HD and you’ll be hooked.
“Beer Jew” is what Mexican bartenders ask me.
I blew Ray, playa!
The Blur Jew is The Flash’s cousin twice removed. Three times, if The Flash had his way.
“Where to?” is what cab drivers ask me.
The Rare Jew is the only one NOT running Hollywood. Take that, Goebbels!
The Blah Jew is le tired.
The CareBear Jew thinks Hitler should Wish upon a Weinstein
Hotel Chevalier features a bare Jew.