Quentin Tarantino recently sat down with THR to name his top eight movies of 2009. Why only eight? Probably because he loves eight balls! *rails line off hooker* YAHTZEE! *puts foot through glass coffee table*
8. AN EDUCATION
7. PRECIOUS
6. OBSERVE AND REPORT
5. CHOCOLATE [The autistic Muay Thai movie -- jeez I still need to see that]
4. UP IN THE AIR
3. FUNNY PEOPLE
2. DRAG ME TO HELL
1. STAR TREK
Fine, Jesus Christ, I’ll see Precious already. Actually, when they just show that split-second clip of two morbidly obese black chicks trying to hit each other with frying pans (00:47) it actually looks kind of funny. I especially love the fatter one mugging for the camera afterwards.
Aw, sad fatty ;-( )) Her and emo pug should hang out, maybe cheer each other up.
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Jesus, that guy needs a nap.
THAT BAKTAG PUT STAR TREK AT #1 JUST TO FUCK WITH HIM!
This whole list is like John Williams telling me he listens exclusively to the Pussycat Dolls.
Star Trek WAS awesome …
Don’t get too excited, Fek; Tarantino just loves the fuck out of lens flare.
Just a heads up to Quentin that Avatar is almost 3 hours long. Better order an extra 8-ball for that viewing
All 8 of those movies are based on the novel “Push” by Saphire.
Honestly, I have no urge to see Precious. If I wanted to go look at poor people, I’d drive over to that subdivision that doesn’t have gates and a guardhouse. Pfft.
I bet Emo Pug’s name is Pinkerton.
Also, Chocolate is a great movie specifically because of it’s outtakes sequences at the end of the movie. Unlike Jackie Chan outtakes where he just jumps around like a retard, Chocolate’s outtakes consists of people getting arms broken and their jaws kicked out of place. It’s a hoot!
I need to nail my list too.
*buys list a cocktail, caresses rim
Tarantino only uses a top eight because he doesn’t trust his thumbs when counting.
Emo pug changed his named to ‘Che’ in college.
I didn’t like Precious.
It was too dark and too heavy for my liking.
Tarantino’s HP Touchsmart commercial shoot was a bust. After the 22nd monitor, they figured it wasn’t cost effective.
For me, the hard part was differentiating Notorious with Precious.
You trying to tell me his dealer isn’t in his top 5?
There are only eight movies on the list because Tarantino has something else to do.
It’s cocaine.
BTK, has anyone actually seen Drag Me To Hell? Any good?
You see, I am picky about which cokehead’s opinion I will take on movies.
New up!
I saw Precious.
It is NOT an Eddie Murphy in a fat suit comedy.
That movie is called The Blind Side.
I saw drag me to hell, it´s a fun 80´s horror movie, almost cliche, but good.