You really can’t go wrong when you put Quentin Tarantino in a Japanese commercial. I don’t know exactly what’s going on here, but the language barrier is simply delicious. From what I can gather, Quentin shows up at a lady’s house with his talking dog. Only the talking dog doesn’t like the lady’s plastic dog — who I believe is the mascot of the company the commercial’s for. Then Quentin shouts “Samurai spiritu!” and does an elaborate pantomime, presumably about how his dog is going to kill their dog with a sword, which is how dogs traditionally settle disputes in Japan, where many have fled to avoid becoming dinner in Korea. Then the plastic dog gets a phone call from Quentin’s wife and puts it on speaker phone, and she tells Quentin she knows he’s been hanging out with Asian chicks again, and he better get his sorry ass home. So he runs out the door, and his talking dog makes a glib comment about how he’s pussy whipped.
That’s how I interpreted it anyway. God I love Japan.
[japanator via CurrrentMovies]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/257/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/03/Wolverine-Yukio-Logan-EW-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/03/will-smith-serious-actor-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/02/Tarantino-2-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/01/DDL-twbbb-150x150.jpg)
So when does he use the katana to cut lines of blow?
pup fiction
I’m fine with Tarantino being Japan’s idea of an American stereotype. At least the guy can drive while hopped up on blow. What’s your excuse Japan? Advantage: U-S-A! U-S-A!
“Man, I get phone calls from your wife all the time, ya heard?”
Quentin has no problem acting alongside talking dogs, it’s getting them to shut the fuck up when he’s trying to concentrate that’s the problem.
Immediately after the confrontation with his angry wife, Quentin gets in his SUV, runs over a fire hydrant and crashes into a bonsai tree.
Oh, I see how it is. The dogs get to talk and Hello Kitty doesn’t even get a mouth. :(
Why aren’t those bitches sitting on the floor? What’s next, forks?
Please, they’re Japanese. Do you know what horrors Hello Kitty would face if she DID have a mouth?
My talking dog advised me that choosy moms choose JIF.
People, from what I understand Japanese Kitty DOES have a mouth, you just don’t recognize it because it is sideways.
Chino your missing the big picture, If Hello Kitty had a mouth those crazy Japanese would lickety split jam a tentacle c0ck in it.
New up.
who’s talking doggy is this?
it’s not a talking doggy, baby, it’s a talking puppy.
who’s talking puppy is this?
QT: I’ma suck on some toes
Why is Emerson, Lake, & Palmer’s Romeo & Juliet playing during this commercial?