Sorry about that headline, Peter Dinklage, I just thought it sounded more lurid to refer to you simply as “dwarf.” Though I realize it’s a little unfair. I guess it could’ve just as easily been “Steve Buscemi, Peter Dinklage, & a Jew.” By the way, is Peter Dinklage the only dwarf in Hollywood? And does “Peter Dinklage” sound like a euphemism for erectile dysfunction to anyone else? And what’s the deal with airline food? Anyway.
This is the trailer for wacky-lookin’ road comedy St. John of Las Vegas. Steve Buscemi stars as a guy trying to kick his gambling addiction and go straight. Peter Dinklage plays his new boss at the insurance company who sends him back to Vegas with his head claims investigator, Romany Malco, but not before he gets involved with his eccentric co-worker, Sarah Silverman. Later he goes on to encounter Emmanuelle Chiriqui, who played E’s girlfriend on Entourage, which is totally plausible, and Danny Trejo, who’s all like, “Mira, putos, I am a beeg Mexican.” Danny Trejo is always saying that. If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would jump out of the womb in a ski mask and challenge you to a knife fight.
[via /Film]







Sooooo…Danny Trejo fucks the dwarf in prison, right???
Peter Dinklage sounds more like what you’d call putting a Venus 2000 on your unit.
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would come out with a parole officer.
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would perform the C-section from the inside.
I don’t think we need to worry about Michelle Rodriguez making babies.
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would send you letters from the inside saying that he’ll be out in a couple of months and send it with pictures of him posing against the wall.
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would come out with the “Mi Vida Loca” tat.
Dinklage is taking a piss on those gift cards in Pic #6, isn’t he.
Midgets. Filthy creatures.
If Peter Dinklage and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would have a short temper..
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that NatGeo and History Channel would join forces to produce the first ever “Gangland: Inside the Womb.”
tyBoo-Just how many women walking this Earth do you think have said “No.” to Danny Trejo?
Trick question! If you reject Trejo for sex, he revokes your ability to walk.
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so harcore Latino it would come out wrapped in a tortilla.
Also, Michelle Rodriguez should only be allowed in movies if, at the end, Harold Perrineau shows up and shoots her.
Wait that’s not hardcore… that’d be adorable!
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it’s only mission in life would be to terminate John Mellencamp. I have no idea why either. Weird.
If Steve Buscemi and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be a chihuahua.
If Danny Trejo and Sarah Silverman made a baby, it would haggle the price for a bag of oranges.
BTK, I hope that picture of Tim Tebow crying stays up forever.
If Steve Buscemi and Peter Dinklage made a baby it would be the freakiest looking thing since Tree Man.
http://www.buzzinbizarre.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/myinterestingfiles135145.jpg
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would come out with a blackbelt in Mexican Judo!
GYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! KILL TREEMAN WITH FIRE!!!
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would look like this:
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/big_eyes_1.jpg
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it first words would be gang signs.
If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore latino it would get shit faced at Tio’s 40th Bday party and get into a fight with it’s cousin.
I of course meant “Steve Buscemi and Michelle Rodriguez”, but if you aren’t used to me yet, fuck off.
If Steve Buscemi and Peter Dinklage made a baby it would be the freakiest looking thing since this asshole.
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Michelle Rodriguez is so hardcore latino that if you fuck her your dick will instantly burn from the hot sauce in her vagina.
Or it could just be the STDs, the fuck if I know
If Steve Buscemi and Danny Trejo made a baby it would be against Steve Buscemi’s will.
OK Uproxx(xxx!) explain this;
This site loads 100% normal if I have a post from Wonkette open, but otherwise, it is a total mess.
If you say Peter Dinklage like Pauly Shore would into a mirror three times, Danny Bonaducci launches out of your toilet and hate fucks your favo(u)rite pet into a coma.
This is all true.
Fuckin’ forshak! I *JUST* got that Ted Snopes guy!
St. John of Las Vegas is the patron saint of legalized prostitution.
Birds up!
This looks good