Thank God for Adam Sandler’s pocketbook he didn’t get addicted to making real movies after Funny People. THR reports that Jennifer Aniston is in talks to star opposite Sandler in Pretend Wife, from director Dennis Dugan (Zohan, Chuck & Larry), the extent of whose job is probably to make sure the cameras are there on time before going to his trailer to play XBox while the SNL people make movies. Pajiba was able to obtain a plot rundown:
“It’s about a commitment-phobic 40-year-old, who pretends to have a wife and kids in order to avoid real relationships. However, he believes he’s found the woman of his dreams in the form of a gorgeous 22-year-old. When she threatens to leave him, however, he’s forced to use his 30-something office manager as a stand-in for his fabricated wife, in order to keep her. Nothing goes as planned, naturally, and he ends up falling for the office manager.”
Yep, it’s basically The Proposal but with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Now, let us all join hands and say grace. Thank you for the bounty thou hast provided, o God of Terrible Pieces of Sh-t.
*tosses Caroline in the City box set into bonfire, pours out Tequiza*
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Rob Schneider will play the 22-year old.
The only women described in the synopsis are 20-something and 30-something. Does this mean Aniston will be playing Adam Sandler’s mother?
The Mighty Feklahr kinda wants to eff that pic of ANiston, then again, He was snubbed a birthday handy/bj/anything, so He would probably fuck fuck a fat Renee Zellwegger about now.
*tucks dick, squints*
Fek, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to fuck Jennifer Aniston.
It’s only wrong if you actually fuck her.
And I guess that birthday reach-around I gave you wasn’t good enough?
MI’M with you on the Aniston pic Fek. You’re all alone on the rest though.
Based on the banner pic, I assumed Aniston was preparing for the role of the cheerleader who got the bad flu shot.
Jennifer’s gonna lose her shit when they recast her with Angelina Jolie.
Never trust a cinematic big butt and a smile.
I’m so glad I can laugh at Stoney’s joke without going to hell since it turns out she wasn’t really crippled and God hates liars, and adult cheerleaders.
Pretend wives are very presentable as they are always made up.
Tiger Woods just hired Sandler’s crew to write the rest of his life.
Not only has Hollywood already made this movie a hundred times, Jennifer Aniston already made it, it was called Picture Perfect and starred her and Jay Mohr. Not only do I remember sitting through that shitstorm, I remember the letter I wrote 20th Century Fox demanding my 105 minutes back.
Peet, when you admit to having seen something like Picture Perfect it’s like I don’t even know you.
inkyPee-105 minutes? That was either a really long letter or you write fucking slow!
The main difference between a pretend wife and a real wife is that the pretend wife still gives blowjobs.
@Erswi – the things you do for love, I guess.
my pretend wife grabs my stomach fat and says “I LOVE how cuddly you are.” MLIT.
If it’s okay for you to leave the toilet seat up in your house, you may have a pretend wife.
If your woman really does have a headache every night, you may have a pretend wife.
I have a fabricated wife. Took me forever to tan her hide and sew the damn thing, but her ass looks terrific on me.
I tried having a pretend girlfriend once, but she got all hoity-toity and told me if I was going to pretend to like it then I need to pretend to put a ring on it.
In high school, my friend had a pretend wife in Canada.
*In Billy Madison voice* “Here’s a nice piece of shit!”
Guys, it’s not that this movie has kind of already been made, it HAS been made.
It’s called “CACTUS FLOWER” (1969) Starring Walter Matthau, Igrid Bergman, and Goldie Hawn.
Does Aniston wake up in the morning, stick her Brad Pitt doll full of pins, look in the mirror and say, “Wow I have left sanity behind. Time to make another shitty movie.” ???