After the jump I’ve got your first international trailer for the long-awaited, frequently revamped, sympathetic-to-the-Sheriff Robin Hood (formerly Nottingham), from Ridley Scott starring Russell Crowe. The trailer doesn’t really give us much, just some quick-cut fighting set to guitar and a weird bowstring-pulling-taut sound effect that dare I say it sounds a lot like a record scratch. There’s only one line of dialog:
“Rise, and rise again, until lambs become lions.”
Whoa, a wolf used for symbolism, lambs and lions — is anyone else getting a weird Twilight New Moon synergy vibe all of a sudden? Said Russell Crowe when reached for comment, “I wanna eat a stupid lamb,” and kicked an empty Slim Fast can.
[via ComingSoon]


Lana Wachowski as Friar Tuck or GTFO!
Weren’t they talking about some twist where Robin Hood and the sheriff are the same guy?
Whoo, old school Fight Club!
If it’s a crime to kill a pig in the king’s forest, no wonder Crowe hides there.
Anybody else seeing Gerard Butler and Russell Crowe in a screaming match right now? And why is Donald Duck there?
Rise, and rise again..but see your doctor if after for hours you’re still rising.
Banner caption: “WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO TUCK MY DICK WHILE I AM SQUINTING???”
He wolfs down everything
*stares at empty plate
They’re men… men in stretched tights.
This. Is. NOTTINGHAAAAAAM.
Everything I cheeewwwww,
I Chew it for youuuuu
That banner pic is Russell Crowe at a Dodgers game getting ready for the hot dog cannon.
Kevin Costner thinks this movie is gay, and that’s saying something.
I FUCKING LOVE VEGEMITE SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!
More like Fatman and Robin, amirite?
“Horatio, we found traces of semen in the freezer where the body was found”
“Now that’s what I call,”
*puts on sunglasses*
“eskimo pie”
YEEEAAAAAAHH
Relevance be damned eh Chris?
Baskin. Robbins. Ice cream.
Steven Seagal is the Sheriff of Nottingham, Ricky Gervais is Friar Tuck, Gabourey Sidibe is Maid Marian…see, they’re surrounding him with obese actors so he doesn’t look so, um, fat. Aw fuck it.
Wait, wait…Nottingham? More like “Not enough ham!” amirite?