Jesus, I spent way too long trying to make that Photoshop work and it totally wasn’t worth it. Kind of like your parents’ marriage. Anyway, story is that Collider has the scoop that Terry Gilliam wants Robert Duvall to play Don Quixote in his famously cursed Don Quixote movie. The film’s still in the process of securing financing, but it sounds like director and star are in agreement. Meanwhile, Variety reports that Johnny Depp is in negotiations to play Pancho Villa in “Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman With Six Fingers.”
The Spanish-language biopic is to be shot partly in Mexico, where Villa — an early 20th-century bandit who became a guerilla fighter and a hero to the poor — is an iconic historical figure. Depp will act in Spanish, Serbian director Emir Kusturica said. Depp and Kusturica collaborated previously on “Arizona Dream” in 1993.
The script is based on the biographical novel “The Friends of Pancho Villa,” in which author James Carlos Blake recounts how Villa and his compadres had a great time fighting and robbing the rich, but also dancing, partying and making love.
What a coincidence, that’s what I spend all my time doing! At least, that’s what I pretend I’m doing while I make snarky blog posts and pet my cat. *writes “rebel” on white v-neck in puffy paint*
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FELCH!!!!!!!!!
How is it that America is making movies about these dudes, but we don’t have a Conway Twitty biopic yet?
My Mexican porn name is Farcia Barata. It means ‘no worries, puto.’
In the kingdom of handjobs for Burnsy, the woman with six fingers is queen.
I prefer my women with ten fingers, Burnsy.
What does Confucious say about women with 6 fingers?
House diagnosed a 13 year old boy with Emir Kusturica and cured him by putting him in a tub of ice and flicking his ears for three hours.
Six fingered woman? Was her mother raped by a sloth?
I bet dollars to doorknobs Lince’s cat’s name is “Bella”!
Terry Gilliam wants Shelley Duvall to play Quixote’s horse.
Fek-we all know Vince’s cat is named “Mikey Cera.”
Also, can someone explain to Him why bullfighting is so prevalent at Disneyland?
I thought his cat was named Mr. Fuzzybottoms? Either that or I totally misread the police report on him I dug up.
Vince’s cat is named The Cath. Ain’t that roight, ya cunt?
Jacktion-if his cat was THE CATH, why is Vince’s cat always wearing delightful shirts?
My cat’s name is Lucy.
*does Kegels*
I think a good name for a dildo would be CURIOSITY.
If you have a dildo named CURIOSITY, you had better make sure you also have one named SATISFACTION.
I think Koozoo, would work.
The only dildo I have is one called THE MILKMAN, and even then, I only own it because I was the cock-model. Apparently, especially for a dude, I have pretty big jugs.
Jesus, I spent way too long trying to make that Photoshop work and it totally wasn’t worth it.
Oh, it so totally was.
*wipes hands on pants, puts pants back on*
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Don’t get jealous of her toys boys, just refine your skills. Because as far as she is concerned it’s not dildon’t, it’s dildo.
Frog up!