Ugh. Well, you knew this was coming. From Breitbart:
However, there is one thing about the movie that really upsets me. It is blatant anti-military and less blatant anti-American. [...]
There are scientists assigned by the New World Order to Pandora to negotiate a peaceful solution, but they are overruled by the military and the business interests at every turn. Eventually, the military solution is the final solution. The military then attacks with pure hatred and determination the locals on the planet. They do not care for the sanctity of the alien life, whether it be women or children.
The glee with which the American Marines participate in this massacre is appalling and does not show the true feelings and concerns of the real United States Military. James Cameron should apologize to the American Military and should make a statement that he does not truly feel this way about them. He should also apologize to the American public for painting our young men and women that defend this country as cold-blooded killers.
However, I am sure the Mr. Cameron will not do this as the movie is obviously a political comment on Iraq and Afghanistan. [via Fark]
He ends his editorial by saying that we should boycott Starwood Hotels because they say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Really. Because political columnists are nothing if not shrill and barely coherent. “An’ another thing, Mr. Cameron, why come when I go to da Sizzler, mah food done git cooked by a Messican!?”
The sad thing is, even though you can’t go through life worrying what these A-holes who twist everything into an attack on their imaginary way of life that they saw in a soap commercial from the 50s will think, James Cameron brought this on himself. As I already pointed out, he basically made a movie about evil mercenaries who kill noble natives who were just minding their own business, worshiping trees and raping pterodactyls. It may not be a liberal plot, but it is a pretty cheesy story. Why not just make the villain a rich lady who wants to make a coat from the blue cat-monkey pelts?
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I thought this was more of a parable for raping the red men and taking their land than for Afghanistan and Iraq, but who knows.
FUCK THESE RETARD NEOCON ASSHATS!! FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKS THEY ARE DUMB AS A SACK OF MOLDY CHICKENSHIT POT PIES!!
Burnsy wrote that didn’t he?
In response to your Messican problem, the cook assures me he is from “Salbador”. Wherever that is. Can I get you a complementary trip to our famous Salad Bar®
Where can I get that new iPod Macro?
This movie should have came out on Thanksgiving.
It looks like Cameron is about to deliver some Ironic Justice to all of those Ruskies by killing them with the sickle and listing to the Shins on his ipod.
Sorry folks, first day back after a week of vacation and the epic backlog of shit-to-do, and I’m asking myself, “Why the fuck do I take time off, again?” Then I think about a week of hanging around drunk in my PJ’s and sleeping until noon, and not giving a fuck and realize it’s aaaaallllll goooooood, and head over to FD to jack around like I normally do.
If Iraq and Afghanistan were populated by sexy half-naked, blue cat people they’d have a whole different set of problems. Me wandering around in my underpants, for instance.
Srsly, why do nutjob fuckwits like O’Reilly, Beck, Breitbart and their ilk get so much attention?
[looks out window at the mob of slack jawed stooges that make up the majority of the US populace, hangs head in shame]
…Oh yeah…
If you were gonna make something out of blue cat-monkey pelts, condoms would be the more logical choice.
The guy who wrote the article is still bitter Cameron didn’t sign his poster.
Banner Pic:
Cameron’s lame attempt at a “sickle cell” joke.
It’s hard to say whether the movie or the criticism is dumber. But, at least Cameron knows he’s being cliche and ham-fisted, right?
… Right?
Either way, you might as well bitch about Green Day being all anti-establishment. At the end of the day, it’s too dumb to treat as real political commentary.
Luckily all this hydrocodone I’m taking gets me through it.
And how the hell is it that people aren’t more concerned about the lack of blue cat dong? I mean C’mon! Her boob keeps popping out (haha, I wrote pooping out first) and his tiny dong-er-chief manages to NEVER flap in the wind. I CALL BULLSHIT MR. CAMERON BULL EFFING SHIT!
“It’s unfair how James Cameron depicted us real Americans as indifferent to the plight of those different than we are. But fuck Muslims and gays.” – Breitbart
Is a right-wing douche gin & tonic?
Silly Breitbart, thoes hippy tree hugging blue cat people clearly don’t believe in Jesus and therefore deserve to get annihilated by good honest god fearing US Marines. Cameron is a hero!
Hey…monster-queef actually recommends that we should see the movie. WTF?
Might I be the first to remind everyone that the soldiers on Pandora may have formerly been Marines, but they are now employed by the Corporation as a private security force. In no way were they representing America.
Over the last weekend, I had the privilege of seeing “Avatar.” This is a film of epic proportions and although I had some problems with it cinematically, from a technological standpoint, I recommend that everyone should see it.
The Mighty Feklahr is seething with fur
ry.Ya ssedue, they represent Blackwater.
Suddenly I like avatar a whole lot more.
Anything that bothers right-wing zealots just warms my heart.
Another thing that bothered breitbart about avatar: it was inaccurate. No acknowledgement of the leader of the New World Over, the Obamachrist.
And vince, if you ran a political blog, I’d refresh the living obama out of it.
Avatar was left wing propaganda. Regardless on if you agree with the statement or not, you have to notice the blatant allegory when they treat Unobtainium as Oil, and use words like Shock and Awe and Terror. I mean those Marines WERE U.S Military. They couldn’t have been anything representing anything else.
The eunuch at Pajiba changed his mind and will invite Vince to his tea party after all.
These assholes should go after Edward Zwick’s movies, they might have a leg to stand on by ranting on that preachy douche. Cameron’s movies should not be analyzed.
Movie sucked, save yourself money. I’m not a hyper-critical d bag but God I wish I had brought my iPod. Cliché plot would be a compliment, was Cameron lobodomized as a child?
Suddenly I like this post a whole lot more.
Anything that bothers left-wing zealots just warms my heart.