The poster for Jerry “Antichrist” Bruckheimer’s Prince of Persia is out, and though I was sure they’d go the usual horrendous pun tagline route, it looks like they opted for dentist’s office motivational poster instead. Nothing against Jake Gyllenhaal, but he’s no hang in there kitty. Nice attempt with the fur, but no overalls, no deal.
[via Planet Disney]
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Hang in there kitty posters are in every Bangkok hotel room.
You do have to be pretty courageous to talk Smurf sexuality and fuck cowboys.
The Prince of Persia poster is perfect for the dentist’s office because Jake likes to have his cavities filled.
This poster would also be perfect for the gynecologist’s office. He’d fit right in with all the other pussies.
This courage is too cold.
To paraphrase and update a Paul Mooney joke: “The Last Samauri starring Tom Cruise. Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Next, The Last Nigga On Earth starring Tom Hanks.”
Needs more Courage Wolf. Speaking of which, I wonder what 4chan is going to do with this poster. Besides jerk off to it.
In related news, the French army saved $2 million in recruitment advertising.
That actually looks like a motivational poster you’d see hanging in your proctologist’s office.
if anyone’s interested, I actually have US versions of the poster as well as the Ben Kingsley REVENGE poster with dates and all at http://www.stitchkingdom.com/2009/12/02/new-hi-res-posters-from-prince-of-persia-when-destiny-meets-courage-and-revenge/