GET TO DIS CHOPPAAAAHHHH!
12.14.09
Here’s a 2007 Suzuki Hayabusa customized to look like Predator by Roderick “Slick Rick” McCullough, which you can currently see rolling around the streets of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I’ve been to Myrtle Beach. It’s a great place if you enjoy restaurants decorated like a goddamned putt putt course. Anyway I’ve long said that white guys with dreadlocks should be avoided like syringes filled with AIDS, but the jury’s still out on white guys with dreadlocks on their motorcycles. I’ll have to bring this to committee.
Also, and this is neither here nor there, but it’d be pretty awesome if Rooster and Trish’s Neverending Story Van folded down like a cargo jet in back and a couple Predator bikes spilled out to steal the town’s children like the last Terminator flick.
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Vinny, you son of a bitch.
Not pictured: The Danny Glover sidecar.
No wonder Chris Hansen can never catch this guy! VROOOOM!
I’m going to go out on a limb and assume the bike’s owner is one ugly motherfucker
Do it! What are you waiting for? Wheelie!
Why does everyone always miss the most obvious Alien tie-in? Predators mouth looks EXACTLY like Sigourney Weaver’s vagina.
Bunch of slack-chained faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
We all know the front of that bike is used for “stress relief” when pulled over on the side of the road
Curses! Foiled again
The only thing that has over my sweet Edward scooter is that it’ll fuck me.
I don’t know about you, but if I saw a Roast Beef lipped, gaping, fanged vagina in my rear-view mirror, I’m pulling the fuck over and re-examining my sexual orientation.
*notices oil drip*
It bleeds…we can kill it!
Too bad it doesn’t have a handle bar moustache! Amiright? C’mon.
*plops down head first in bean bag chair in corner.
I’ve also been to Myrtle Beach, and from what I can tell, Rooster and Trish would be right at home there. I don’t think there’s anything in that whole town that isn’t tacky.
Tackiest thing in Myrtle Beach? The seats at the strip club!
*joins elle0 in the corner*
They call them “gentlemen’s clubs.” Because they are attended by only the fanciest of gentlemen in their fanciest Harley Davidson t-shirts.
Notice the lack of a second seat?
That’s because nobody rides bitch when they ride the Predator.
Myrtle Beach? That’s where them bankers go. Whooooo Wheee, fancy!
*Sips Bud heavy from Florabama coozie*
I bet he is proud.
If I owned that bike, I would never wear underwear while riding it, just to show it who’s boss.
I brought my bike to the local custom shop and asked for a Predator theme. They said no problem, come back in two weeks.
Two weeks later, I arrived to find my motorcycle looking exactly the same as when I dropped it off. I threw a fit – then they showed me that it could now slowly drive backwards while LOOKING like it was rolling forward.
The problem with the Predator bike parade is that the first one looks awesome, so you feel obliged to look at the 3 other Predator bikes following it. Disappointment? Inevitable.
I asked for a Predator themed vehicle and all I got was this Never Ending Story van.
In a part of the country where there is no more moral value, deep in the heart of New England where all lifestyles are tolerated, an elite molestation squad is being led by the ultimate vanner. But now, they’re up against the ultimate enemy. Nothing like it has ever been on earth before. It rapes rapists for pleasure, it fondles for sport. But this time, it picked the wrong vanner to offer candy to.
As a man that owns the most powerful production street bike ever sold. Who has gone well over 200mph on two wheels. Who has exceeded the take off speed of an F/A-18E/F Superhornet fightr jet within five feet of another rider. Who has a mouthful of his own dick right now… this.is.GAY!!~!!1!
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