OWEN WILSON IS A DOG IN SUNGLASSES
12.21.09
After the jump you can watch the just-released teaser for Fox’s (who else) Marmaduke, featuring the voice of Owen Wilson. In just 41 seconds it manages to squeeze in both “California” by Phantom Planet (formerly of the opening sequence of The OC) and Tupac’s “California Love.” It’s all part of the new tourism campaign for California. California: The dogs in sunglasses state. COWABUNGA! *rides off on skateboard, falls down*
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I thought his suicide attempt was unsuccessful…
Fuck you Stoney, I’ma do that shit anyway.
Better him than me. I’d sooner kill myself . . .
Between this and that trailer for J Lo’s new movie I’m ready to watch Britanny Murphy’s autopsy.
Heyooooooooooooooooooo…….
I’m sniffing backs in Cali, In Cali, in Cali.
I’m sniffing backs in Cali…*sniff, sniff*
Nah, I don’t think so.
They didn’t use any of the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ twenty songs about California because they don’t want any Fleas anywhere near the dog.
And Stoney, apparently his career suicide attempt rolls on successfully.
I get confused, is it Garfield or Marmaduke I want to kill with a hammer ? Right, it’s Owen Wilson.
Movie Writer: So Scooby Doo was a hit with those small retarded people. They loved that shit! We’re gonna piggy back off that with a Marmaduke movie, but in this one he surfs and is voiced by Owen Wilson.
Hollywood Exec: In the comics, Marmaduke never talked. This may as well be a totally new character.
Movie Writer: Yeah but Owen Wilson…and surfing.
Hollywood Exec: [farts vaseline into his underwear] Here’s a million dollars. Get outta my office.
Don’t tell Arnold they replaced his wife in the California tourism commercials, he doesn’t know yet.
This is the lumpy-nosed Wilson, right?
Meh. I always thought Marmaduke would sound like Dick Van Dyke. Heretics…
When this movie flops, Owen is going to go lick up all the antifreeze in the driveway.
SHOP, this trailer makes me want to beat myself with a hammer…
Marmaduke barks at black people.
There, I said it.
“Marmaduke” is what happens when I eat too much marmalade.
Rubbing Owen’s nose in his shit actually makes it look better.
I don’t want to watch the movie of a guy who didn’t have enough talent to kill himself.
i wonder how many jars of peanut butter they had to go through to make this dog talk.
I’ll have to hold out hope they use Led Zeppelin’s “Going to California” in the full-length trailer.
Owen Wilson’s Marmaduke only plays dead.
I shook my iphone at the screen when the Blackberry ad came on, but nothing happened.
Piece of sh*t.
The “Duke” arrives 2-3 times daily in my incontinent fathers slacks.. like Owen Wilson will make that any more enjoyable
They should have cast my dog. He’s 16 years old and poops when he barks.
I’m pretty sure it was already a Cuba Gooding Jr film, though.
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Issac Hayes must have a long lost twin or Lord Xenu has reincarnated him as a dog employed by Fox (that’s the highest level a black person can reach in Scientology).
‘Owen Wilson is a dog in sunglasses’
Thats OK. SJP is a horse in a cocktail dress.