(Full-size here — right-click and select ‘view image’. Sorry it’s such an ass pain.)
Filmdrunkard Sicksauce just sent me this picture of an American Psycho billboard. He didn’t say where it came from, but TV2 doesn’t sound American, so it’s probably from England or Australia or one of those other countries where they get to have cool billboards. Meanwhile, we get ones that say things like “A BARE-KNUCKLED BUCKET OF DOES.“ Good one, guys. Did no one point out that buckets don’t have knuckles? Or that maybe you shouldn’t compare your smart phone to a bucket? You know what people put in buckets? Sh*t. Horse food. But it was totally worth it for the way it almost alliterates.
Oh, and here are some Kermit Bales because I’m always looking for an excuse to post them.
[Kermit Bales via ONTD]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/257/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/04/slide_290422_2304570_free-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/video-brookline-high-school-quiz-team-loves-nic-cage-movies-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/one-way-to-find-a-roommate-and-your-morning-links-filmdrunk-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/newly-released-deleted-scene-from-american-psycho-morning-links-filmdrunk-150x150.jpg)
I’m still waiting on a poster that says, “Don’t just stare at it! Eat it!”
On His way to New Hampshire, He saw a billboard that had God command Him to get hockey tickets.
True story!
Err…modest fail on His part. In trying to turn up a pic of said billboard, He discovers it was actually baseball (which is pretty much equally as meaningless to Him).
[scienceblogs.com]
Well, it’s definitely not England, the sky is blue in the picture. Spazmo should help narrow things down.
My ATM just told me to feed it a stray cat.
Hehe
7 inch bone
IF YOUR PEACH…KEEPS OUT…OF REACH…BETTER PRACTICE…WHAT WE PREACH
Nothing cooler than putting your car into the guardrail trying to figure out the poetics of a Burma Shave jingle. USA ! USA !
Kermit Bale gets karate chopped when he tells Miss Piggy that he wants her to clean her vagina.
I should take a picture of the sign here in town that says simply “The wages of sin is death.”
I think people are too scared to take it down because it looks like its a hundred years old.
Look, I’m not clicking the Doxology link, okay? I would have, might have, because I’m bored, but now it’s just the principle of the thing. Go ahead, put that shit up there for 3 more weeks. I don’t care.
I literally just walked by that Droid ad in the airport and thought, “wow, that’s dumb.”
But, holy crap, I love the hell out of Kermit Bale. Thank you, ONTD.
This is from New Zealand. I can tell because I live here. Our population is so sparse that we can stop in the middle of the road while driving and read long winded billboards.