OMG OMG TRON LEGACY HAS A POSTER!
12.09.09
I was sitting here trying to figure out why it is that I’m not excited about a new Tron movie like the other nerds, and the best I could come up with is that it looks like if a crotch rocket biker gang put glow sticks all over their bodies. Oh boy, it’s like house music for my eyes.
TRON: LEGACY is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that’s unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (GARRETT HEDLUND), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (JEFF BRIDGES), looks into his father’s disappearance and finds himself pulled into the digital world of Tron where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin’s loyal confidant Quorra (OLIVIA WILDE), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey of escape across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.
Ooh, motorcycles that light up and race around the inside of a computer. Blow me.
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Yes Olivia Wilde… blow me… … … please?
seriously, vince, it’s because of how groundbreaking the first one was. now imagine pixar using modern technology and making a tron movie now–that’s this movie.
Yeah, except for the Pixar part, which would be the only part that would be interesting to me.
This looks okay, but it’s no blue cat people in 3-D.
Tron is Gymkata, The Lord of the Rings, Batman & Robin, and The Matrix, and The Fast and the Furious all rolled into one. THAT, my friends is why OOOH WHA AH AH AHH!…*cough cough*… shit, sorry. Uhh.. That, my friends, is why Tron excites nerds.
and a daft punk soundtrack, which i am more interested in than i ever thought i would be.
Vince – For once, I have to disagree with your swtance.
This movie is going to have Olivia Wilde in a tight jumpsuit covered in rave lights.
All I need is three pills of X, some Vicks vapo-rub and a spatula and I could create the God Particle with my penis.
No Bruce Boxleitner, no fucking thanks. They should rename this “Tighty Lighties”.
I’ll see this ten times if he uses the Microsoft Paperclip to help him pick a lock in the computer world.
Hey, Zeus
Boxleitner’s supposed to be making at least a cameo.
Tron is what Speed Racer would have looked like if Japan lost World War II.
Tron’s legacy is a hot hand in a game of dice, baby girl.
“I’ll see this ten times if he uses the Microsoft Paperclip to help him pick a lock in the computer world.”
Nominated
Thanks, mungo.
Also worth my $10.50: if at any point, one character crouches over a mortally wounded friend and tells him not to go towards the blue screen at the end of the tunnel.
Lord is correct, but oddly enough, I’m the one who nommed it.
I’m still waiting for a new Videodrome movie in which they explain what the fuck happened in the first Videodrome
I’m still waiting for Leonard Part 7.
Easter egg: if you freeze frame at a certain point in the bike race, you’ll see John Hodgman laying a brick on Justin Long’s bloody corpse.
[gigantic robot rips off roof. Crappy jumps through gash (heehee)]
Dear Geeks,
Stop it. You’re making a fool of yourselves. Save your energies for the D.A.R.Y.L. remake.
[goes to room, plays Tron: Deadly Disks on Colecovision by self]
I don’t get it, if it’s a “3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world” where are the blue CGI furfag cat people?
Get off my dick, CBB.
Yeah, but have you guys ever really noticed how much the motherboard looks like a city? I could see it. Tiny bikes man, go to the bodega, buy a biscuit. Booooodega. Wheeeeeeeeee!
*puts ether sock back over nose*
The most creative thing about this is the use of Bridges to connect the two films.
BONG.
I’m sure everyone has seen this, but the test footage looks surprisingly good:
http://tinyurl.com/25uzl2
Olivia Wilde can boot up my hard drive any day
*gets punched by a computer nerd
I’m just burnin’ doing the New Tron dance.
*takes boombox to the corner*
That joke bit.
*gets punched by same computer nerd*
I wouldn’t mind having Olivia Wilde on my lap’s top.
*looks at Olivia Wilde in Tron suit*
My floppy disk just upgraded. It’s now a hard drive.
Damn it, now I’ll have to start reading the other comments. Or I can just go full Frieberg Seltzer, copy every comment and insert a nut shot at the end.
*gets hit in nuts.
Despite 13′s wierd plastic surgery gone bad eyes, I’d still upload all over her C-net.
MIZ
NONONONONONONONO
*crashes into 2D Imperial Walker*
When you call 911 in the Troniverse you end up with some Punjab that can barely speak English and keeps telling you to make sure everything is plugged in.
Cam up!
Hope the male leads don’t get a case of neon blue balls after production. Actually, wait, I do.
I got here retardedly late, but I still want to know if this cost $3M to make.