
We finally have the first picture of War Machine from Iron Man 2. He’s the silver dude standing behind Iron Man in the picture (they’re kinda doing that rock-n-roll-shoulder-rub pose a lá Aerosmith). If you’re not familiar with the comic book, basically, War Machine is a second set of Iron Man-style armor worn by Tony Stark’s friend Rhodey, played by Terrence Howard in the first movie and Don Cheadle in the second. You see, whereas Iron Man fights crime through hard work, strong fundamentals, and grit, War Machine relies more on explosiveness, natural athleticism, and an extra muscle in his leg that makes him run fast.

[via Yahoo]



Of course the black robot gets a gun.
One day…one day I will see Frank Castle’s ass in the War Machine outfit…
Not pictured – Adding Machine, Tony Stark’s accountant robot.
Awww, how nice of Tony to give a black man his hand-me-downs.
But this poster doesn’t answer my burning question: how drunk is Tony?
@ Stone Soup: Adding Machine, a.k.a. Stark confidant and khaver, Herschel Rabinewitz.
It makes sense that War Machine is the one with the natural athleticism. He’s also an excellent dancer.
Wait, so a black guy whose name sounds kind of like Toby fights against a guy who uses whips as weapons?
Ho. Lee. Fuck.
The Rhodey character in the series will be defined by ascending darkness. So it’ll be Djimon Hounsou in the third one, and he’s gonna be a reeeeaaaall dick.
Donkey Hodey says:
Wait, so a black guy whose name sounds kind of like Toby fights against a guy who uses whips as weapons?
Ho. Lee. Fuck.
or as Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi would say it
HO. Ree. Ruck.
Always bet on black with a shade of metallic gray.
Did anyone else get the Jimmy the Greek reference?
More importantly, there IS hot robot-on-robot action right? RIGHT!?!?!