OLIVIA MUNN & EVA AMURRI ARE NA’AVI
12.17.09
Man, between all the comic book news today and now, Olivia Munn dressed as an alien, you nerds are probably sitting in giant piles of your own sloughed off dick skin by now. Possibly on beanbag chairs made of it. Anyway, here’s Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri dressed as Thelma and Louise, and also dressed as Na’avi from Avatar dressed like Thelma and Louise (yeah dude, I don’t know either). They did it to promote the upcoming “Olivia Munn-der Years” special December 28th on G4. Eva Amurri is of course Susan Sarandon’s daughter, and most recently played a stripper on Californication. I don’t know what a-hole put so many clothes on her, but legend has it, her breasts were formed from the same shimmering pool of angel tears as Diora Baird’s. Some even say that on a quiet night, when you unclasp her bra, you can hear the sound of a harp.
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This picture will probably get voted “Most Masturbated To” by Furries around the world.
Were I to unclasp Eva Amurri’s bra the only sound you’d hear would be my fervent and sincere apologies.
* and repeating how this never happens to me
I always wondered what it would look like if you gave Eva Amurri Jennifer Aniston’s nose and David Carradine’s complexion.
The furry I knew wouldn’t have come near it. They aren’t furry. If all it took was a chick with blue skin, than the furries would all be plain old necrophiliacs.
Wow, I never realized that if the Na’avi were flesh colored, they’d look like the dude from Mask.
I seem to have stepped a bit on your floppy donkey dick, sir. My point, however, still stands.
Funny, when Eva Amurri’s bra is unhooked, all I hear is a springing sound.
Speaking of Na’avi: http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/105/originals/105870_preview-gerald-posner-on-michael-jackson-autopsy-photo.jpg
Putting Amurri in a shirt is like starting Shaq at point guard. Dress her as Princess Leia and everybody wins!
Also, I don’t want to
ruinenhance anybody’s masturbation session too much, but Olivia Munn in that banner pic looks like Danny Trejo.I watched a special on National Geographic last week (fuck off, I like brainy shit too) I read about on Warming Glow, about Nazi master race twins in Brazil only to find out that Gerald Posner is the leading expert on Josef Mengele, Hitler’s ObGyn.
WHY AM HOT CHICKS LOOK UGLY?
I’m going to go jerk off to Olivia’s Maxim pics and try not to imagine her with a blue shovelface.
If they are taking costume choices from Susan Sarandon movies, why not Rocky Horror?
This is like running into the hot girl from high school and finding out that she’s all artsy now, and she looks like crap because she wants to be “taken seriously”
Some say that when you unclasp her bra, you can hear the sound of a harp.
I guess that means when you unclasp Olivia Munn’s bra, you can hear the sound of a ukulele.
“Eva Amurri” is a great name for a blue cat person.
“sloughed off dick skin” would make a great band name.
Donk, when you unclasp Olivia Munn’s bra you hear the Super Mario Bros theme.
When you unclasp Susan Sarandon’s bra, the fail horns from The Price is Right play.
When you unclasp Susan Boyle’s bra, the monsters that live there jump out and eat you.
When you unclasp Dakota Fanning’s bra, police sirens play.
When you unclasp Diora Baird’s bra, you see Diora bared.
(and then die, it’s The Rapture)
When you unclasp Sarah Jessica Parker’s bra, you can see her saddlebags.
Nice to see the make-up artist from Mask staying busy in this economy.
Some say that when you unclasp her bra, you can hear the sound of a harp.
Ya, you’d here, “Harp! Harp! Get dis azzole offa me! Harp me! Harp please!”
That was my dick you just stepped on, J.
When you unclasp my bra, all you hear is my bewbs hitting the floor.
Sorry Jack!. I am Jack!’s dickstomp.
Shit. Hear or their, doesn’t matter.
OOooooh WHA HA HA HA
LET THE BEWBIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BEWBAGE HIT THE FLOOR!
When you unclasp Lindsay Lohan’s bra, you hear a clap.
Sorry, THE clap.
Right before Eva Amurri’s bra gets unclasped you hear, “Just let me do it! What are you, a fucking 16 y.o.?”
Spaz, you mean you get the clap. Totally different
i think i went to special school with someone who looked like that, minus the blue skin and shrek ears of course
@Jirish : Go ahead, jack off, we know you want to. Yeah thats right now blame it on furries. FUCK YOU.
@roby718: There’s an animated Avatar sex scene that may interest you.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/the-avatar-sex-scene-animated