NIC CAGE IS GETTING SUED
12.09.09
Nic Cage is getting sued for “mental, physical, and emotional” abuse by ex-girlfriend Christina Fulton. Fulton gave birth to Cage’s son Weston, but you don’t see him countersuing her over that now do you.
According to the suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Fulton claims in 2001, Cage bought a house for her in the L.A. area and promised he would sign over the title. Fulton claims this year, she planned to sell the home and realized Cage had never transferred title. She says in September, she was served with a 60-day notice to vacate the premises.
Fulton is also suing Cage’s business manager, Sam Levin. She can join the crowd — Cage is also suing him, claiming Levin is the reason he went broke. She says, in all, she’s suffered damages to the tune of more than $13 million.Cage’s lawyer Marty Singer says even though Nic was only required to pay Fulton $6,000 a month in support, over the last few years he gave her around $3 mil each year.
Fulton never describes the alleged “mental, physical and emotional abuse” that she mentions in the lawsuit. [TMZ]
My inside sources say that while sometimes he would physically beat her, mostly he’d just berate her for no reason, like when she’d cook him dinner and he’d scream “WHY IS BURNED?!?” over and over again. /obligatory.
*gets punched by a bear*
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Just to make sure, she’s suing him over real estate and NOT for being forced to watch The Rock on TBS last Thanksgiving?
Nic Cage’s forehead is suing Nic Cage for “defamation of character”
That is just
thylacineobscene!Nic Cage regards bear suits and women in the same way.
“Can’t live within ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.”
Nic Cage’s forehead is suing Nic Cage for “
defamationdeformation of character”Flicksted!
Is she the same one that took him for the K in Nick in the divorce? I propose suing him for the N, and make him pronounce his name “I See Cage”.
Does Weston have jammies with yodas ‘n’ shit on them?
Is it just me, or is that tasmanian tiger eye-fucking the shit out of me right now?
This is why you should wear a condom whenever you Coppola.
Nic Cage will be sent to prison, serving his sentence at the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens.
This news daemands a new LOLCage.
Getting fucked by Nic Cage is a $72,000 a year job?
Where do I apply?
Nic Cage is so broke, he’ll suck your cock for salmon.
Marty Singer is very crafty and shrewd.
Of course he’d get himself a cagey lawyer…
Nic Cage’s
foreheadcharacter is suing Nic Cage for “defamationdeformationinflation ofcharacterforehead”Double fixed!
Rooster is suing Nic Cage for “defermenting his charachter” in ‘Con Air’.
“You’re broke, eh? Well, fuck you I’m suing for $13mil.”
Logic wept.
If Nic Cage gave head for money, he’d pay off that 13 million in fifty-three seconds.
I hope Nic Cage becomes homeless, washing windows at traffic lights for no other reason than to call him and his son
“The Outja and The Squeegee”.
Eyes of Nocturn is going to have a very angry song about this pretty soon.
…titled “Momma’s got a new pair a Jews”
Nic Cage’s forehead was also given a 60 day notice to vacate the premises
Title of the made-for-TV-movie about this trial: ‘Gone in 60 Days or We’ll Have Police Escort You from the Premises’
“Hey Nic, remember all that abuse you put me through? Yeah that’ll cost you more than a Coppola dollars”
*rimshot, rimjob
Now they’ll Face/Off in court. Haha, good one Jay.
*BLAM! [thud]*
Vinny, just to be clear did you steal the “/obligatory” bit from me or did I steal it from you?
Who even knows anymore right? I’ma use the shit out of it either way.
I like how tmz gets all huffy about her not describing national treasure in the court documents.
No Uproxx(xxx!!!) seriously, why does this page load properly only if I have a Wonkette post open?
I can’t tell from the banner picture… which is the emotion-less stuffed carcass, and which is the Tasmanian Wolf?
Crappy, what browser are you using? I use Firefox, and since I installed AdBlockPlus, I’ve had virtually no problems with the site.
Work machine, IE7. The Barracuda firewall here at work is probably shredding the site, but then, why with another site opened in another tab does it not?
Fuck it. At least I get to laugh at Donk’s avi agiain.
(hehe) *splooge*
Uhmmmmm… Nic cage forehead sumptin sumptin bear suit sumptin burned… fuck it.
The kids have gone home for the day, Crappy. It’s just you and me now.
Pass the piss boot, please.
I haven’t gone completely, I’m just jerking off to Sarcasm_4_fun’s comments.
When you’re done, you should ask sarcasm to check her folds for a washcloth.
I’m not entirely convinced that Weston Cage isn’t a Metalocalypse character.
I know this is off topic but the animal in that picture reminded me of the awesome French drawings of primates from an Anthropology course. You can pick out the French drawings because all the monkeys have these weird looks of smug satisfaction on their faces in the pictures. I should probably go to sleep now.