NEW KICK-ASS POSTER, ETC.
12.18.09
Courtesy of IGN, here’s the latest character poster from Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass, featuring Chloe Moretz (500 Days of Summer) as Hit-Girl — I’m reposting the clip where she gets shot by Nic Cage after the jump because of how awesome it is. She’s wearing combat boots, knee pads, and pants underneath her skirt, so I assume her character is a lesbian, who fights crime with the help of her Suburu Outback and five dogs.
Meanwhile Vaughn is planning a tie-in book about the making of the movie, which will reportedly include frank emails between Vaughn and Kick-Ass comic book writer Mark Millar about the direction of the movie, and stories about how Nic Cage’s role almost went to Mark Wahlberg and Daniel Craig. Personally, I think I’ll just stick with seeing the movie, thanks. It’s kind of like making sausage. I don’t necessarily want to see what goes into it, I just want to cook it up and eat out of my dog’s ass while the bachelorette party throws dollars at me.
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*looks at poster, obliges on Snooki*
Also, will someone address my question(s) from previous post, plz?
Fek: the appeal is Bruce for the girls and whoever that redhead chick was for the boys.
Yeah, it was Bruce Willis being his usual self in space. I also like the costuming, etc. Milla Jovovich was Leelo, by the way. I just enjoyed it in a totally superficial way. I didnt think it was awesome storytelling or anything deep. A cartoon.
I can’t answer it Fek. I came away from that movie with a, “well… that was what it was” feeling. It had it’s moments. But I think they were shooting for a sardonic tongue in cheek, self aware kinda thing and missed that mark. Much like Demolition Man did.
Exactly, Crap, but I still enjoy both for their silly value.
Chris Tucker as a tranny pop star?
BOOOOSH.
http://twitter.com/EAmurri/status/6806569753
It was a popcorn flick all the way. They just failed to put enough gloss on it to cover the fail on the delivery. I was trying to think of a movie that did it right and Total Recall popped into my dome.
WHAT’S IT SAY! WHAT’S IT SAY?!?! I can’t Twitter at work!
Congrats bro, you’ll be marrying a 6ft Scandinavian woman and banging hos across the land in no time now.
“@oliviamunn if my tits produce harps then if we flash ours together will there be an orchestra? Could we put an album out?? Just saying”
Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri just mentioned my post about them yesterday is all.
Hey, that’s tits bro!
That means they read my comments! OOOH OOOOOOH, I gotta go back and put up my facebook page and a picture of my junk!
I’m not taking shit back about saying Olivia Munn’s tits are a ukulele compared to Eva Amurri’s Harp-worthy funbags. I’d still do horrible, unmentionable, van-related things to her.
We all have tits and mention your posts all the time. Why all the disrespect Vince?
“Hit Girl” is the best combination of superhero name/relationship advice since Ghost Rider.
BTW, thanks for input on that fifth element things, you baktags. The Mighty Feklahr is glad that He has a reliable source for second opinions for movies.
A bit disappointed though that neither of them felt compelled to comment on the page itself. Supwitdat?
No bullet hole in the kids jacket.. I’m disappointed… now I’m not gonna see it… fuckin’ trailers
We’re a frightening group of individuals(nerds). Ask Trish.
Yeah! [drops Munn and Amurri 1 slot each on dream lay list] There you go Mary-Louis Parker, top 20 status at last!
That’s Trailer Trish.
There are so many ways of going with Hit Girl (rapey, beaty, smokey, musicy) that I’m paralyzed.
Moo up!