NEW BORING IRON MAN 2 POSTER
12.03.09
Iron Man 2 doesn’t come out until May, but they’ve already released their second poster this week. This one’s pretty boring, just your basic Robert-Downey-Jr.-trying-to-eyeball-sex-you design. Not that it really needs to be any more complicated than that. Still, I think I managed to improve upon the original:
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FIST!!!
Iron Man totally stole the glowing heart idea from E.T.
And I totally stole these panties from your mom.
Tertiary.
Quatro
FIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIIIIIINGS.
Six, Six, Six
*shakes head disapprovingly*
7th Heaven
Dammit Burnsy!!!
mungo…for shame…only 3 exclamation points on a FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dor Sha Gah! (or however you spell it)
Metallic man, heart problems, doesn’t understand human emotion…
This movie needs a scotty dog and a chick from Kansas.
I personally know iron man, it’s Yang down at the Laundry. All day he deals with pressing issues. If you don’t tip him, he gets steamed. He’s a funny guy but his humor is dry, clean.
Iron Man is what you end up as when you try to become Bruce Greenwood and fail spectacularly.
Do you guys ever wonder if the Iron suit has the capability to allow Tony Stark to crap and piss in it and maybe reprocess it into usable nutrients and water, much like the
Fremen stillsuits of Dune?
*puches nerd glasses up*
*puches = pushes*
Lomung, please see my dissertation on the subject here Do Superheroes Poop?
* publicist sees poster, calls John Favreau’s agent *
Has he lost his mind?! Can he see or is he blind?!
If I’ve learned anything from years of reading books to kids it’s that Everybody Poops and from The Holes in Your Nose that it is very important to keep all of your holes clean. :-)
Iron Man’s arch nemesis Anemia Girl has loose stools. Bitch can’t work a screwdriver for shit.
Thanks Erswi. That will help clear up A LOT of questions I have.
You’re doing God’s work there.
I am so afraid of whatever that is in your avi, Crap.
Zombie backwards – You know, I named a part of my body “Adam Ant”.
Care to guess which part?
It’s worse than you think Eibz. I posted the link to the full pic yesterday so I could properly menace everyone, I’d do it again but I’m lazy.