Six new Avatar clips hit the web today — mostly extended versions of stuff we’ve already seen — and you can watch them after the jump. I’m avoiding them so that I can keep at least somewhat of an open mind when I actually see the movie. Meanwhile, Collider had the new poster above. And uh… when did the Na’avi get ear plugs? They remind me of this guy, and this guy, and these guys. I think what really happened when the humans landed on Pandora was that the Na’avi were all like, “Ugh, this place has gotten, like, so gentrified lately, you know? It’s sickening.” And then they rode off on their fixed-gear pterodactyls.
[Pictures via Lookatthiseffinghipster, as if they need the publicity]
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I’m pretty sure that’s Pauly in the third thumbnail.
This is really an abstinence parable right? That’s why they’re blue?
…daboo dee daboo dah
Okay, it’s available. Anyone wanna go halfsies on Lookatthisfuckingnaavi.com?
If a girl Na’avi has a tongue piercing, she’ll probably suck your dick.
If a guy Na’avi has a tongue piercing, he’ll probably suck your dick.
Jay Cutler’s gonna find that guy and get his white Oakley Gas Cans back.
So now the Na’avi are furries and hipsters?
Wow, James Cameron is really trying to make this moving unappealing, isn’t he?
This movie.
*drinks more coffee*
CSI: Check out this Na’avi under the black light.
Caine: Whoa, looks like someone *sunglasses* blue their load.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
I’m still waiting for a trailer showing a Na’avi taking a shit through the hole in the center of his chest.
I have just been paying enough non-attention to this that I just realized that the guy in the pic is the same feller from Terminator Salvation.
This doesn’t really change my attitude about the movie…but it’s something.
This is the first time I’ve seen a cat with holes in its ears that wasn’t digging through a trash can.
Hipster Na’avi drink Pabst Blueskin Ribbon ironically.
Hipster Na’avi only wear jewelry made from non-conflict unobtainium.
Hipster Na’avi hunt in animal collectives.
Hipster Na’avi would rather go naked than wear dinosaur hides.
On Earth, it’s bling bling. Here on Pandora, it’s bling pew pew pew.
I’d just like to say that I’m not a hipster and I listen to Animal Collective. That might make me a fag instead but so be it
When the Na’avi complained about James Cameron being a over-demanding dickhead on the set. They misinterpreted the human actor’s suggestion that they just get ear plugs.
Hipster Na’avi call their military members “Kitten Killers”.
*reads Chareth’s comment*
*quickly turns off Aniimal Collective in Grooveshark*
Emo Na’avi are blue.
If Pandora is a planet full of hipsters, then it should be destroyed. Go, war-mongering humans, go!
For the record, I enjoy Animal Collective. But only because Pitchfork told me to.
Hipster Na’avi women are sad because dolphin tattoos don’t show up on their ankles.
I’m Na’aving it.
Yea
Native tribes around the world across history have practiced piercing, including stretching them. It’s not far-fetched to speculate that another intelligent species would have methods of body art and modification. You may as well say they’re influenced by an Amazonian tribe, as by ‘hipsters’.
Speaking of being influenced by the amazonian,,, You ever seen one of these?
**helicopters dick**
Amazonian means small,,, right?