I feel a little bad that I was too hungover to do a weekend preview or a links post or a Friday free for all yesterday. I hope that you’ll accept my apology in the form of this awesome blooper reel from a fishing show. I don’t know what it is about redneck bloopers that make them so much more enjoyable than other bloopers. Dadgumit! Gaaw-lee! [via bestRoofTalkever]
Links for your enjoyment:
- By all rights, this completely absurdist dub of Star Trek shouldn’t be funny, but I can’t stop laughing when I watch it. |WarmingGlow|
- Rihanna says she likes a man packing some heavy beef. So you better come packing if you wanna… uh… hit that. (sorry). |FListed|
- Use this card to play mass transit bingo. |HolyTaco|
- The old CBC report on “the growing phenomenon of the internet” finds there’s very little swearing or personal attacks. |GammaSquad|
- Sasha Grey talks Australia sexpo. Maybe I’m weird, but this chick totally doesn’t do it for me. She’s way too smug and she seems like she hates me. And quit squinting, goddammit, it’s not that bright out. |G4|
- 10 movie fights you’d want to miss. |Moviefone|
- Yay, Rampage Jackson is unretiring! Btw, my picks for tonight: Houston Alexander over Kimbo, Big Guntry over Schaub, Jones over Hamill, Edgar over Veach, Big Baby over Meathead, Titties over Limey C-Sucker, and Wren over Madsen. Of course, that doesn’t take into account the fact that I just jinxed all those guys. Aw, nuts. *kicks can* |Fightlinker|
- Armored review: “A heist film for morons.” |Pajiba|
- An update on Bourne 4 and whether Damon and Greengrass will be back. People I respect love them, but… I really don’t give a sh-t about any of these movies. |ScreenJunkies|
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I hope you jinxed Big Guntry.
Armored: “A heist film for morons,” reviewed for the morons who read Pajiba.
Seriously, I just want to beat the shit out of those guys.
And I’d like some fried chicken, too.
Jones over Hamill
I hear that, bro. But Hamill doesn’t.
Rihanna to world: “I’m loose as f*ck!”
I’ve been watching the part in the blooper-reel where the cameraman falls, over and over. It really was the best ever.
When Rihanna said she likes a man packing some heavy beef, she meant a big, raw steak to put on her black eye.
There should be a prize for durst of the week. Just throwing that out there.
So you don’t like Bourne movies, fine. Whatever. To each his own and all that BS. But Sasha’s a different story. Any girl that likes to be punched in the face during sex is a girl I can bring home to mom.
Burnsy, you’re not required to date women that have the same qualities as your mom (bazing!).
I wish that instead of writing this paper on Russian Literature I could write 10-15 pages on how awesome that blooper real is and why I can’t stop watching it.
Oh and I’d happily lie to Rihanna* if it meant I could get within 30 feet of her without getting maced.
* I agree spellcheck, that name does look fucking retarded when you type it out.