MY FART WILL GO ON
12.08.09This is the song Leona Lewis recorded, “I See You”, which will play during the Avatar credits. It recently hit the web, where it spawned countless hilarious internet arguments. Here’s an excerpt from the comments section of RopeofSilicon:
ok it’s not the greatest song (a highly objective comment to be sure)…but…WHO CARES???? No one gives a crap what internet critics think anyway. LOL!!! Internet critics.I honestly can’t believe the crap i’m reading here! Leona Lewis is an amazing singer and this song is actually even better than my heart will go on! its not as cheesey and leona sounds fantastic as usual! She is also one of the nicest ppl around and to read these ridculous posts on here makes me actually feel sick to the stomack! Grow up and short your lives out whoever the hell yous are!
LOL internet critics indeed. Short your lives out, you sad ppls. !!! Anyway, “My Heart Will Go On” is of course the Celine Dion song made famous by the last James Cameron movie (Titanic). I don’t see this ever being as popular as that, nor could anyone be as annoying as Celine Dion, who I’ve heard it’s legal to punch in the more progressive counties. But I was sitting here trying to figure out what the cheesy effects at the beginning reminded me of, and I think it’s The Diva’s song in 5th Element, right before she goes into the dance remix part. Or maybe I’m just racist for thinking all blue alien songs sound the same. Frigging blue aliens, dancin around to their dirty jungle music all day. Get a job, aliens, and stop whistling at my girlfriend.

No one cares what internet critics think? That’s a bit harsh on Vince idn’t it?
I mean Hairy Knuckles yes but Vince?
The first five seconds of that song sounds like Enya having sex.
Having just gotten my speed reading accomplishment certificate in the mail, I’m not exactly sure what I just skimmed, but are we bashing The 5th Element? Because that kind of aggression will not stand.
You’re right about it being legal to punch Celine Dion in some countries- Here in Canada there was talk of legalizing vigilante justice if she was allowed to buy the Habs.
Nobody gays up hockey ’round these parts missy!
The scene with the blue opera singer from ‘The 5th Element’ is one of my favorites, if for no other reason than that it ends with somebody who was using autotune being shot multiple times.
This would have worked better as a song to play when Sam Worthington is first paralyzed and rushed to the hospital.
I.C.U, U C.
Nobody gays up hockey ’round these parts missy!
Somebody should tell that to Don Cherry’s tailor.
I still think Eiffel 65 should’ve had this one locked.
Easy now Donk, he’s just recycling old circus tents! He’s being all environmental and stuff.
Guy’cha, this is how that saying about running a race in the special olympics was formed!
More like My Heart Will NOT Go On!
More like DURST!
In Canada, Celine Dion released that song as “My Hart Will go On” and dedicated it to Wayne Gretzky.
In my experience Enya having sex sounds more muffled with an extra helping of tears and freight filled pleading.
However Peet, the WWE finds My Hart Will Go On to be misleading.
Happy Birffday Mighty One! Qaplah!
Happy Birthday, Fekster!
if Celine was blue she’d look right at home on that planet.
Leona Lewis is doing the song for Final Fantasy XIII as well….