MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM A BRIMLEYCAT
12.24.09
Happy holidays, Filmdrunkards. Merry Christmas to the Christians, Happy Hannukkah to the Jews, and tlhIngan Qummem to the Klingons. Though we may worship different Gods and eat different foods, I think we can all agree that not being at work is awesome. And if you are at work, man, that sucks. Have you considered burning your boss’s house down? Aw hell, that’s my solution to everything.
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Have you considered burning your boss’s house down?
Is that why Santa brought me a big ol’ bag of Kingsford charcoal?
Crisco is my solution to everything.
Merry Christmas all.
Merry Christmas, bird rapists. I love almost every one of you.
Merry Christmas everyone. I think you guys are just swell. Fek, I need a Quaid quote on this post. Hook me up.
Clark, Randy Quaid jokes are the gifts that keep on giving throughout the whole year.
Happy Kwanzaa, Vince.
I got you a present. It’s a mental picture of Bullhorn Polanski holding mistletoe above the baby Jesus in a nativity scene while shouting “FUCK MYRRH”. I hope that keeps you warm while you’re off doing heathen things.
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Do you smell something, Eddie?
Hmm…fried pussy cat!
HANUKKAH IS OVER, HAPPY EXTRA TWO DAYS OFF. IT’S THE LEAST WE COULD DO FOR YOU.
Vince, you whore…go out and see Up in the Air and review it. I loved it and so did Peter Hammond, so I’m pretty sure that means its the greatest movie ever.
From the Nutsack household to yours, Merry Christmas you fucking douches.
That photo makes me feel warm inside. Might be my intestinal blockage, but then again it could be that fourth butane-vanilla extract cocktail (both are family holiday traditions.)
Merry Christmas, pig fuckers. I got you all gift certificates to Old Na’avi. Hope you like blue clothes that fall apart in 6 months.
(I couldn’t hang on to that one until the next Avatar post…)
Hallelujah, holy…. shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
But, seriously, Merry Christmas!
And that cat is adorable. Makes me wish I could get my cats to hold still long enough to put hats on them.
“Is Rusty still in the navy?”
Happy Christmas everyone.
I hope you all got that AIDS I gave you.
Well, i’m feeling about as festive as the innkeeper who told Mary & Joseph, “Sorry, no Jews”.
Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
I tried dressing my dog, ED-209, like the baby Jesus for the sake of counter-programming, but he wouldn’t stay swaddled for the picture. So instead, I moved forward towards spring and dressed him up as the Muttsiah. Free tip: Put the crown of thorns on after you nail your pet to a cross, otherwise the blood makes everything too slippery. The kicker: no batteries in the camera!
Oh, and Merry Christmas, I ‘spose.
Now I want to dress a dog up as ED-209.
Merry Crystmeth, everyone.
Merry Christmas, Ho-Ho-Ho’s
Who wants to unwrap a tamale?
*points at crotch*
Don’t let the little ones find me under the tree in a pool of my own vomit tomorrow morning. Thanks in advance.
Merry Christmas bird rapists.
I
I love you
*sniff, sip sip, sniff*
BRIMLEYCAT’s eyes explode with intense loneliness – he hacks up fur balls of melancholy and pisses holiday tears… Merry Fucking Christmas everyone!!
I wish all of you a jovial observance of the Winter Solstice and/or the Roman Saturnalia to all.*
*All is a relative term and may be considered misleading to some and/or all ethno-cultural societal groupings. All may or may not include Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Taoists, Shintoists, Agnostics, Wiccans, Druids, Pagans, Lutherans, Calvinists, Huguenots, Amish, Jews, and Episcopalians. Standard terms and conditions apply.
I finally understand why some people think Jeff Dunham is funny! I was approaching T-Bone drunk and inadvertently laughed at the television screen.
Merry Christmas you jolly suckers of holiday cock.
I’m gonna drink until I can’t tell my family is constantly judging and criticizing me. I call it a challenge!
I really want to find brimely cat and emo dog and give them both a big hug.
Happy holidays, cocksuckers.
Heaux heaux heaux.
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I can haz diabetes testing supplies sent right to my door without paying for shipping?
guess what i got in my stocking today? an oversized, brown, plastic m&m-shaped container, containing brown m&ms. christmas is for assholes.
Hey, something had to be done with all those m&ms that Van Halen wouldn’t eat.
felices fiestas violagatos!
Merry Christmas you ridiculous bastards… thanks for making me laugh every damn day of the week….
Christmas is ova Vince!
DO MORE ART FOR ME!