This is the new poster for Sex and the City 2, and while I always assumed all posters for this movie would be airbrushed beyond all recognition, I didn’t expect them to make Sarah Jessica Parker look so much like a middle-eastern dictator. …That’s not the actual plot, is it? Why do her sunglasses reflect the desert? And why are they gold? They have gold aviator shades now? Maybe they’re actually blinders, to keep her from getting spooked and kicking one of the grips. Haha, good one, Jay.