This is the new poster for Sex and the City 2, and while I always assumed all posters for this movie would be airbrushed beyond all recognition, I didn’t expect them to make Sarah Jessica Parker look so much like a middle-eastern dictator. …That’s not the actual plot, is it? Why do her sunglasses reflect the desert? And why are they gold? They have gold aviator shades now? Maybe they’re actually blinders, to keep her from getting spooked and kicking one of the grips. Haha, good one, Jay.
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Sweet! Ray Ban makes blinders now!
That’s not a reflection of the desert. That desolate place is Kim Catrell’s vagina.
The clouds reflecting in those shades make it look like she has the Kool-Aid Man’s eyes.
nice shoes, asshole.
Why do her sunglasses reflect the desert?
The eyes truly are a window to the soul.
I consider SJP as carry on. As in I want to stick her body in a small compartment.
If the point of airbrushing SJP was to make her look less like a horse then this was an epic fail because now she looks like a transvestite horse
After visting hundreds of middle age has-beens in New York, Prince Ray Ban finally found the nose the glasses were designed around. The glass Glasses fit! Accompany me to the ball, bitch! Sadly, at midnight, she turns back into a horse.
Fin.
Hidalgo 2: Hot Flash
God, I wish I hadn’t already used up my quota of carrion jokes this week.
I’m drilling elsewhere, drilling some other time.
She’s wearing neighviators.
The poster background is very informative as this movie will literally be shit
I would think that she’d prefer Oatleys.
Carrie on my neighward son.
Please Kahless let her be walking toward the Golden Fields of Oats where horses go when they die.
SATC2: Electric Booga-glue?
I hope in this one, Carrie finds someone to saddle down with.
Carrie never lets Big go bareback.
I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no shame
It felt good to be airbrushed again
In the desert you’ve got nobody to blame
‘Cause there ain’t no ammount of money to plain
La, la, he,he,he-haw
I heard if she has one too many cosmos, she’ll let you see her brand.
Carrie lives in NYC because it’s the Big Apple and she really likes that.
They reflect the desert because she finds out her real mother is a camel.
Step right up folks! See the amazing SJP!
Hey SJP, what’s 2 + 2?
*thump, thump, thump, thump*
Good girl!
In this one, Carrie takes a trip upstate and totally gets nailed by the local farrier.
If Carrie gets married in this one, I imagine there is going to be an extravagant bridle shower.
i wonder if she’ll pony up for a part 3?
Anyone else getting this kind of vibe from that banner pic?
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Other than Al. She’s always getting vibes.
MOTHERFUCKING DOG OF A WHORE!!!!
That was a link to a Plastic Man page until yahoo broke it’s binary composed cock off in my ass…
Dee, she’s chomping at the bit.
It’s fitting that Big got his nickname for having a cock the size of a horse’s.
Please let this one end with mucilage
SJP’s racing name is C-Biscuit.
The Mighty Feklahr assumes they avoided sunglasses, shoes, necklace, and pocketbook in silver for obvious reasons…
The crew “leaked” embarrassing information about SJP to the media because they thought she was intentionally mooning them every time she went to her trailer.
Can we see what’s behind door #3 instead?
Hey, Fek-face, don’t say I never did anything for you:
Enter at your own risk.
I can’t believe they’re blatantly ripping off the poster for Hot to Trot like that.
The Mighty Feklahr has it on good authority that SJP rebounds in the sequel by opening a beauty salon named “The Hair Trigger“.
Morty I <3 u 4ev.
Fek, I thought her beauty salon was called Barbero.
Good gravy!
I’ve seen less neck in the woods!
I just assumed the desert in the sunglasses was just a metaphor for SJP being barren.