LOOK AT THIS EFFING UKULELE MOVIE
12.16.09Check out this trailer for The Mighty Uke, a documentary about the ukulele trend I’ve been complaining about for a while now. The trailer shows so many people from so many different walks of life enjoying the gentle ukulele that it makes me almost not want to cram one up a Williamsburg hipster’s ass when I see him with it in the park. Almost.
“It’s an honest instrument. Anyone can learn how to play a couple chords and then all of a sudden we can sit around in a circle, and sing songs together. It’s a people’s instrument.”
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy at least some of the music in that trailer, but if I see any of you goddamned hippies even thinking of forming a uke circle on my lawn, I’m buying a flame thrower.
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It’s an honest instrument.
Not like that god-damned lyre.
I hope a ukulele will get me a chick that’s in A minor.
Do they think playing a ukulele will get them leid?
Do you know what is worse than ukulele hipsters? Duras and his Romulan coddling son, Toral.
Which doesn’t speak highly of ukulele hipsters.
Bottom center pic, I’d like to tiptoe through her tulips.
“It’s a people’s instrument.”
As opposed to an animal’s instrument? fuck off d-bag.
/cranks Slayer
Really, this isntrument makes me wish a midget Bluto would grab the ukulele out of their hands and smash it against a wall.
Hahaha! That boy has a pink ukulele! Somebody punch him in the twat!
I’m waiting for the didgeridoo to make a musical comeback. Until then, I’ll just scrap the resin out of it and smoke that.
I’d let the girl in the wacky dress play my skin flute.
I get the ladies into my bed with my ukulele. I get them out with my rusty trombone.
Play “Seek and Destroy” or GTFO.
It’s a people’s instrument.
Added the hippie, “So get your roody-poo, non-hemp wearing, job-having, car-driving, showering candy ass out of here. If you smellllllllllllllllll what the Rock is eating organically!”
Pauly, there is a f-ing hipster in my neighborhood who is earnestly trying to help the digeridoo make a comeback.
They chose the ukelele because it reminds them of the sound made by a Matt & Kim flier in their spokes.
This is all because AMC ruined the word “Hummer” for hipsters.
Tagline: “For those about to rock, we so lute you!”
Fuck this shit
*clubs hipster to death with banjo*
Ted Nugent just shoulder-rolled out the back door of his custom van with a double-necked guitar strapped to his back.
This ends now.
Hey, if you fags aren’t using it anymore, can good music have the harmonica back?
Ukelele? More like PUKE-elele!
Eddie Vedder actually has a couple good Uke songs, Soon Forget and Goodbye. But his motivation was to “make the fucker sound sad.”
The Ukulele is up there on “the important instruments of mankind” chart next to the Kazoo and the slide-whistle
Anything that evokes Tiny Tim flashbacks fucking sucks.