Leonardo DiCaprio is set to star in a viking movie Mel Gibson is directing from a script by Departed writer William Monahan. Presumably DiCaprio will play the Viking who makes the other vikings row while his arms get flabby and he bangs models.
Graham King will produce with Gibson and Tim Headington in a co-production of King’s GK Films and Gibson’s Icon Prods. Shooting is expected to begin in fall 2010, meaning that if everything falls into place, it would be the next directing effort for Gibson.
There is no distributor at the moment, but Gibson and King often make their films outside the studio system and secure distribution later.
The principals confirmed the project but would not divulge many details. DiCaprio, who has long been fascinated by Viking culture, will play one in a storyline that will be as unsparing as Gibson’s other period directing efforts, “Braveheart,” “The Passion of the Christ” and “Apocalypto.” [Variety]
It’s been a long time since Braveheart, but if a Viking movie’s getting made, I’m glad it’s someone like Mel Gibson who’ll show them in all their raping, pillaging, murdering, Jew-hating* glory, and not Jerry Bruckheimer turning it into guys in horn helmets visit a haunted castle. It’s also nice that there’s no studio attached, which is why no one mentioned 300 in the article.
*Artistic license



GIVE ME BACK MY HUN!
Leo’s got a good scowl face, but I’m worried his rape face needs work.
This is the movie that Brett Favre has always wanted to act in.
Sugarhorns.
Who’s Pillaging Gilbert Rape?
I got nuthin’ here. I am just not into Dicrapio at all.
He does know how to heave a ho
Since it’s got the writer from ‘The Departed’, I hope they also keep the accents.
Graham King is a Cracker!
In America it’s ‘pull my wiener’ – in Scandinavia it’s ‘wiener polsa’
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* shoots self in face *
Viking Gilbert Grape is too distracted by his torch’s flame to effectively pillage.*
*Autistic license
So, the whle film will be in old Nrse then?
Gibson’s appreciation of German ideology suggests this will be a Techno Viking film.
DiCaprio and Kirk Cameron worked together on an earlier version of this called Rowing Pains.
hmmm… epic html fail… those missing o’s were supposed to have slashes through them
Aren’t viking supposed to be… I don’t know… big or something? If Leo’s playing a viking, they’re going to have to cast midgets as the villagers he kills.
You know, that’s actually not a bad idea.
Sø, the whøle film will be in øld Nørse then?
Ficksed.
In the middle of the movie his knarr will brake and he´ll drown trying to save Helga from hypothermia.
Thanks Erswi
Tiger Woods is taking a break from golf to technically advise Mel Gibson on Norse women and pillaging.
Why don’t you just give me a bottle of ale and a paddle so I can row my fucking head off!?!?!?
I saw this. It starred Clancy Brown in a brilliant piece of casting. Leonardo was played by Karl Urban, though.
Leo was set to play Leif Ericson, but due to product placement he’s now Leif Nokia.
I hope Mel Gibson uses Sissel Kyrkjebø the Norwegian singer for his Viking Movie, She was the one in the Lillihammer handover at the 1992 Albertville Olympics riding on the giant Ice Bear singing the
enthralling melody,” Molde Canticle”, as the Vikings are presented with the Norwegian Children. She also sings the Hauntingly Beautiful Norwegian song about Vikings returning home called, “Lær Meg Å Kjenne”.