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Sorry I don’t have a prize to give away this week, folks. You’ll just have to settle for a picture of this awesome puppy. Anyway, read on for last week’s best comments. As always, nominate for next week in the comments section below.

I’m putting the winner at the end, but let’s start with a close runner up.

[From first pic from new Harry Potter] Morton Salt says: In my day, a “ginny weasley” was when you took a ginger kid, pulled out a clump of their god-forsaken hair, shoved it in their mouth and then punched them in the stomach.


[From Iron Man & War Machine] Bubb Rubb says: The Rhodey character in the series will be defined by ascending darkness. So it’ll be Djimon Hounsou in the third one, and he’s gonna be a reeeeaaaall dick.

[From the last Twilight book is insane and features a c-section via vampire teeth] Crapbasket says: Jacob isn’t the real story here, Edward already ate that baby out.

Burnsy says:
*catches breath*
Anybody else beat off to that?

[From Casting-Couch rape] Burnsy says: TLC just purchased the rights for “Help I’m Trying To Be A Celebrity But I’m Being Raped, Get Me Out Of Here.”

[From the 10 most depressing My Life is Twilight entries] ChinoMoreno says: Unlike Bella, my womb has never been felt. MLIT

Burnsy says: Last night I used a broomstick to hold up my second and third folds while I flicked my bean and screamed Edward’s name. MLIT

NATHAn Implosion says: I just spent 30 seconds calculating the area under a curve. MIT.

[From Anthony Michael Hall bit his ex-girlfriend's face] Pauly Dangerously says : Ohh, ohh here he comes…
Watch out girl, he’ll chew you up.

Stinky Peet says: My boyfriend is super-aggressive, shows up unannounced in the middle of the night, and is always trying to bite me. MLIT

Donkey Hodey says: Anthony Michael Hall has no idea how eskimo kisses work.

[From the 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It] Spazmodic: I feel like someone just kicked me in the nuts while scratching all my records.

[From Tayler Lautner to play Max Steel] Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: Everytime I put on a skimask, I turn into Mex Steal.

[From Sam Raimi hires guy from Uruguay] Watanabex says: you know how i know Uruguay? ’cause you hosted the first ever FIFA world cup in 1930.   BOOOOOOSH

[Upon failing to win the Snatch Blu-Ray package] First Class Male:  *throws glass of scotch against majestic fireplace*

[From Sex and the City 2]  ChinoMoreno says:

Samantha: Sweetie, you’ve really gotta do something about that old, dirty clam of yours

SJP: You’re right. Here, stand behind me.

*SJP kicks Samantha down elevator shaft, eats carrot*

Jacktion! says: I’m surprised she still gets work after what she did to Christoper Reeve.

And finally, the winner.  I had to go with a noob this week, because there was just something genius about this comment on the Tarantino talking dog Japanese commercial.  Dee93 says:

whose talking doggy is this?

it’s not a talking doggy, baby, it’s a talking puppy.

whose talking puppy is this?

Well done this week, everyone.