Sadly, I was just kidding with that headline. This is actually the teaser trailer for The Runaways, a Floria Sigismondi biopic about 70s girl group The Runaways, starring Twilight’s Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett and Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie. But seriously, Joan Jett is lesbian, so not calling it Heavy Metal Lesbians is a huge missed opportunity. I figured there had to have been a movie called Heavy Metal Lesbians already, so I Googled it. I didn’t find any DVD titles, but I did get a picture of a girl peeing in another girl’s mouth, so there’s that.
Also, I think a “South Dakota Fanning” would be a great euphemism for girls going down on each other. Haha, my blog is about movies.
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I don’t know anything about Metal (not being into effing machines or anything) but I would definitely take a 9 Wood to Dakota’s fannie?
Wait, is she 18 yet? Somehow it’s less sexy if she is.
Does that mean they ride a steampunk Sybian?
It makes sense, Kristen Stewart already has a shitload of practice biting lower lips…
Haha, our comments are about your posts.
That trailer was about as stimulating as imagining Kristen Stewart naked with a penis
Oscar…’bate?
Hello Dad. Hello Mom. My ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry’s gone!
I contracted Floria Sigismondi. Hurt like the dickens when I made weewee.
Kristen Stewart bangs Dakota Fanning in the ass with her guitar or GTFO!
If McG has any say “Heavy Metal Lesbians” will be the plot of the next Terminator movie.
*closes Wikipedia*
You know, Lita Ford and Micki Steele from the Bangles were in the Runaways as well, just a random rock n’ roll fact I happen to know.
They should have called themselves the Scissor Sisters. Would have been more fitting then that English glam rock disaster.
If Joan Jett was any gayer, I would have to start following her around with a CD player playing Sarah Mclachlan songs.
If Joan Jett was any gayer, she’d be Elton John’s biological twin.
Boy George thinks Joan Jett is “a little too faggy”.
If Joan Jett was any butcher, she’d have hair on her knuckles.
If Joan Jett was an more butch, she’d have manboobs.
^any
Joan Jett is so gay that her lip gloss wears lip gloss.
Joan Jett is so butch and so gay, she rides Harleys on rainbows just to donate the pot of gold to animal rights groups.
Omg she’s a homo.
*goes back to work*
Duke up!
I am?
Dakota fanning is 15. Keep the 9 wood in the bag for a couple of years Erswi.
If Joan Jett was any gayer, her clit would evolve into a penis. Which would be the most metal moment in human science.