Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz’ action comedy, Knight and Day finally has a trailer. If I’m honest, I have to admit that Cruise’s comedic acting looks a lot better here than it did in his supposedly funny scene in Tropic Thunder (as long as no gays are around). Still, you can’t trick me into forgetting that the movie’s called “Knight and Day” and it comes from Fox, whose execs wouldn’t know a good movie if it hit them in the nuts and took them to an important business meeting with the Japanese.
I also like how at the end how they’re taking cover from gunfire and Tom Cruise says, “Okay, let’s go on three,” and Cameron Diaz ignores him and runs into a hail of bullets. Get it? It’s funny because she’s a moron.
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I like the part about Cameron Diaz running into a hail of bullets. I didn’t like the part where it was only a movie.
Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz? Throw in Katherine Heigl and you’d have a trifecta of awful.
And I hate how everyone was kissing Tom’s ass over Tropic Thunder. He wasn’t even funny; his fat suit did all the work.
And isn’t it just a tiiiiiiiny bit ironic that a movie that mocks the whole actors-in-fat-suits genre also features an actor in a fat suit?
This movie looks almost as good as ‘Shoot ‘em Up’.
Shoot ‘em Up looked almost as good as G.I. Joe.
Thank Christ I don’t watch movies anymore. Come to think of it, what am I doing here?
So…this is like Mr.&Mrs. Smith only without Mrs. Smith?
These two haven’t done a film together since Vanilla Sky, which is ironic because when I watched that trailer I wished that I was horribly disfigured and imagining the whole thing.
It’s no talking/surfing dog movie, but I think it’ll do.
Get it? It’s funny because she’s a moron.
She’s not a moron, Vince. Tom just wouldn’t let her take her meds.
She goes early because in all the din, she hopes Tom doesn’t notice that she doesn’t know how to count to three.
Bird on a wire much?
Which is also the film I show to girlfriends when i get them pregnant hoping they’ll take a hint.
Justin Timberlake used to pull that whole “I’ll count to three and we’ll go at the same time” trick too. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice….
Does anyone else think “Tropic Thunder” was the worst “Days of Thunder” sequel ever?
The only thing I want to see less than this movie is a Jena Malone nude scene.
Still looks like a documentary to me. In a Battlefield Earth sort of way.
(Wayne) Knight & (Susan) Dey was a pilot the WB didnt pick up …
Knight & Day is how the Jamaican “Newman” fan club refers to Seinfeld
Tom originally wanted to make ‘Tight and Gay’.
Tom Cruise as Sepcial Agent 80′s Cocaine. Maybe there is something to Scientology.
When Michael Bay saw this trailer the first thing he thought was’
‘Hmm, Knight and Day, that sounds like Michael Bay.’
Wow…I’m with Patty. Was Heigl not available so they went with the dumber annoying blonde?
Cruise looks rough.
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