(“Dere, now you stay out my store!  I tew you million time you buy or you leave!  My store not ribrary!  Riddo brack boy stay dis side wall unress you want buy!”)

Courtesy of /Film, here are a few more pictures from Sony’s Karate Kid remake starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.  Once again I must point out that Karate is Japanese, so having a black kid do karate on top of the Great Wall is kind of the equivalent of a bunch of Arabs playing cricket at ground zero. Sort of.