KARATE BLACK KID ON THE GREAT WALL
12.01.09
(“Dere, now you stay out my store! I tew you million time you buy or you leave! My store not ribrary! Riddo brack boy stay dis side wall unress you want buy!”)
Courtesy of /Film, here are a few more pictures from Sony’s Karate Kid remake starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan. Once again I must point out that Karate is Japanese, so having a black kid do karate on top of the Great Wall is kind of the equivalent of a bunch of Arabs playing cricket at ground zero. Sort of.



At least he’s trying to fit in. According to the third picture he’s throwing that girl into the Yellow River.
$10 says he does yardwork in Nanking…
The Rake of Nanking
FYI, that banner is a kung fu stance.
Banner caption: “WHAM! Pour down de side no good! Pour down centuh rereases cobble-nation and alomah! AGAIN!”
Banner cap: “I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO! “
“Show me Supaman dat ho”
The Arab simile would work if Jaden Smith was Mongolian.
I didn’t know Riley from the boondocks was into karate…
But as Miyagi explains in the original film, “Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, hand. Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call kara-te, empty hand.”
Doyoyoyoyyyyy.
So he’s taking a giant dump on the Great Wall while his ‘teacher’ tells him he’s doing it wrong??