Here’s Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law at the London premiere of Sherlock Holmes. It’s a good visual illustration of why people love Robert Downey Jr. and hate Jude Law. Dude, is that a silk polka dot scarf knotted around your neck? David Carradine just got a boner in his grave.
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I’d still take either one, but it seems like I’d have to talk about my feelings afterwards with Jude.
Spotted Dick
Let Him tell ya, Al can go on and on about her feelings…
“Fekky, I feel like being untied now.”
“Fekky, I feel like my hands are going numb.”
“Fekky, I feel like making the safe-word ‘dor sho gha’ was a little unfair.”
“Fekky, I feel this isn’t funny any more.”
“Fekky, that feels like a chainsaw!”
RDJ looks Law up and down
*overheard*
Listen, kid, if that Italian guy takes your drink, you better just let him fucking keep it.
David Carradine just got a boner in his grave
That was our secret you fucking tattle.
If Jude Law wants me to like him, he’ll name his daughter Meghan.
Oh Burnsy, you sick bastard.
I think I would see that Bounty Hunter movie if it had the cast of Sherlock Holmes instead. Or at least, I would remember the trailer. When JUDE finds himself on the wrong side of the LAW, the only person who can clean up the mess is DOWNEY! See them use their BRAWNY bods to wipe the floor with their enemies in The BOUNTY Hunter! The first film financed by the National Commison for Paper Towel Awareness.
I found this movie completely Charmin’ -Pete Hammond
Viva! -Pedro Hammondez
Elementary, my queer Watson.
Mel Gibson likes the Juden Law better than Jude Law.
The more I look at Jude, the more I want to go get my iron. And shampoo. And penicillin.
His Maxi-Pad is also spotted.
I didnt know Watson was Holmes boyfriend. Film Drunk teaches us stuff.
Also,Dan O Bannon died. RIP. In heavan, no one can hear you scream
The “Two Brimmed Hat” is when Sherlock grabs Watson by the ears to fuck his face.
Something about Jude Law just screams to me that his fingers always smell bad.
Something about Jude Law just screams that his fingers smell like Rogaine
The difference between Jude Law here and Blanche from Golden Girls is that Blanche had an adam’s apple to conceal.
Sherlock Holmes < Sherpopnlock Homes
I think Jude’s been making out with Edward.
[picks up cheep meme]
I liked Jude in A.I. when he played that ambulatory Sybian.
I like Jude in Al too.
Fact.
Jude Law does not fart. He queefs.
Fact.
The 10 commandments are the real Jew’d law.
In Japan, Jude Raw is a kick ass pro wrestler.
When Jude makes poopoo, it’s a Jude log.
YAY! Vendor kiss ass presents are showing up!
Round #1: Box o’ Candy!
[noms on chocolate]
Thanks ass, but I’m still not giving you anymore buisiness since you fucked up that order with the red labled PLC board.
[noms caramel]
Tar up!