JENA MALONE’S NUDE SCENE
12.22.09
(Party Dog thinks you’d be more comfortable without that top. AROOOOOO!)
Remember Jena Malone? She was in Donnie Darko, The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Into the Wild… she was the wounded dove all the weird kids wanted to get with before Kristen Stewart came along. That’s the cool thing about those indie-rock theater chicks; they might not dress sexy and they probably smell sometimes, but they’re totally free with their nudity and probably their drugs. Anyway, you can see her nude scene in The Messenger over at the very NSFW Fleshbot. She does some girl-on-top grinding with her bare butt showed from behind, and we get a couple short glimpses of her boobs. Which aren’t very big, but then size isn’t everything is it, you demanding bitch. No, you’re a premature ejaculator. Oh yeah? You don’t make sense. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. So’s your face.
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Jenna’s father and I really have something in common. Pa Malone.
your mom goes to college
I tried to warn the entire production crew not to make this movie. “Don’t shoot ‘The Messenger’” I said, but did they listen to me? Nooooooo.
CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S JUST KRISTEN STEWART AFTER A FOOD-INCLUDED CRUISE VACATION? Has everyone else lost their minds?
She’s pretty average looking, but once I’ve seen a girl naked, she loses that mysterious power over me. So you see, your honor, that’s why I was caught with this shovel at Estelle Getty’s grave.
She’s suspect. Emancipation from your clothes should follow more closely emancipation from your parents. I want my decade back.
ESTELLE GETTY’S DEAD?
in a world where communication came from the mouths of men, now the power lies in your hands, The Messenger, send a nudge and a :P summer 2010
Last year, Swi. Murder-suicide with Heath Ledger, I think.
I’m not sure what I feel, it’s like seeing your sister naked. Grinding some guy. Whilst I hide in the closet masturbating furiously as i try to hold the camera still knowing my step-dad will beat me if the video comes out all jerky again.
Have you guys seen my pencil erasers? I had two, pefectly good, nipple erasers laying right here…
Apart from that one time my mom married Paul Greengrass, he loved it.
If her tits were one size larger she’d have man-boobs.
I’VE SEEN BIGGER TITS ON THE EIGHTH GRADERS I’VE FUCKED!BETTER ASSES ON THE EIGHTH GRADE BOYS TOO!
And to think all this time I’ve been jacking it to the Go-Getter.
Instead “Melone” her last name should be “Biord” because she’s as flat as one.
so if Kristen Stewart would have been in that love scene with Jena, imagine all the lip biting that would have gone down
If showing those tits on screen is considered NSFW, then I’ve seen a few ads for Pampers that should get you blacklisted.
Party Dog takes over when the girls get to old for Polanski.
Malone was excited about a career in politics before she learned that there really is no such thing as the House Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
i.e. if they can go to a PG-13 movie without adult supervision.
And just like that, Donk mentions Pampers and brings it back to Estelle Getty.
All this talk about less important matters obscures the one basic truth about this post.
Yes. I would.
Karl Malone has bigger tits.
Karl Malden has (had?) bigger tits.
Yes I would even if Erswi had right before me.
I hope she didn’t contract malaria.
When Jena Malone unhooks her bra, the sound of a dog whistle can be heard. Or it can’t be heard. I don’t know, the point is she has small breasts so the sound they make should be suitably quiet, yet still present. Maybe a kazoo?
Malden’s playing with bits of Toblerone Fruit and Nut melt on his chest as we speak, no worries.
Hey, more than a mouthful is a waste.
*adjusts push-up bra*
New Up with even less tits!!
pretty much gay porn
*gets out classic coca cola bottle*
Now where did I put that bottle opener? Oh, there it is.
*pops cap off using Jena Malone’s nipple*