JACKIE CHAN OWES MONEY TO THE MOB
12.17.09
I realize the fact that Jackie Chan’s The Spy Next Door exists isn’t exactly news, but when Ufford snapped this picture of this ad in his neighborhood, even knowing that such a movie existed wasn’t enough to prepare me for the poster. Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez? Isn’t the goal of these things to make you want to see the movie? It might as well say “Gallagher and a Tuba!”
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I assume that Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez aren’t pictured for the same reason that they make the surgeon general’s warning on cigarette packs as small as possible
Is Gallagher the spicy minority or is it the tuba? This is important to whether I’d see it.
Assuming this sells, get ready for THE SPY 2 DOORS DOWN. Also get ready to read about me shooting up a matinee screening while yelling “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!”
Jackie Chan’s a sellout now that he no longer almost dies whenever he makes a movie
I love Jackie Chan movies, so I think I’ve earned the right not to see any more Jackie Chan movies.
So this is the poster for the next Karate Kid? Sad.
At least they didn’t let Clint Eastwood name this film. ‘The Gook Next Door’ probably wouldn’t have gone over as well.
I’m one of those people whose only knowledge of Gallagher is from The Simpsons.
And I think I’ll keep it that way.
I’d like to go all Gallagher on Billy Ray Cyrus’s head.
But if it was called ‘The Gook Next Door’ my ass would be on Fandango right now.
[Looks around, notices everyone is gone, digs through your sisiter's panty drawer]
I hate the spy next door’s idiot son, “you buy moe sumareen samiches fol my scout troop docta jones”
[slams drawer shut, smashes junk, squeals, bits fists]
Oh, hi, there, hey, that’s not where you keep the extra toilet paper!
Pssst … No ‘Up’ up!
i readt ‘shooting up a matinee’ was ‘shooting up a manatee’ still works though
*read it*