Hope you’ve got your cum towels ready, nerds, because after the jump I’ve got the first trailer for Iron Man 2. In terms of plot, we’ve got Tony Stark in a hearing before congress where Senator Gary Shandling wants him to give up the suit, but Stark doesn’t want to, he only cares about being glib. All in all, it wouldn’t look that amazing if we hadn’t seen Iron Man 1, just your basic superhero movie trailer. Really the best thing they did was set it to AC/DC. I could hear AC/DC at my grandma’s funeral and it’d still make me want to bang chicks and drive drunk. The difference between setting a trailer to AC/DC and setting it to Linkin Park is like the difference between washing your clothes with soap and washing them with… uh… poop.
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I just came.
Not over this though. After MIZ’s and my discussion about Emily Deschanel in the last thread I went and found the vid for it online. . .
Sorry, I may have to go back to the bathroom again.
AC/DC literally makes me want to chug a bottle of nyquil, eat a couple of xanax, and cruise around town sippin beers and lookin for some high class white trash.
Iron Man 2, Starring War Machine: The Hero Who Doesn’t Look at Anything He’s Shooting
Swi, dude, control yourself.
Why, the boss is outta town this week and I’m in the office by myself this morning.
AC/DC makes me want to commit a hate crime with a car battery strapped to my balls. But to be fair, so does 98 Degree.
*Degrees
he only cares about being glib.
That reminds me of Halloween when I was 6 years old. My mom wanted me to be a fireman, but I insisted on wearing tight white pants and a sequined shirt open to my belly button. I only cared about being a Gibb.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Well, I , uh, ……carry on.
The Mighty Feklahr stopped washing His clothes in poop after He kept getting Pink Eye.
Uh, Whiplash needs a chest battery subnuclear katramatron thingy to do what now? Power some whips? Energizer’s marketing team is a bunch of lazy bastards.
So he’s smart enough to build an arc reactor in prison but the first use he puts it to is to power lightsaber dildos…8 foot long lightsaber dildos! GHEY
I’m with MIZ and Hairy on this one. Although, he is Russian, so you know logic went out the window about 8 bottles of “vokka” ago.
That said, there is no way in hell I will not be seeing this movie.
fek, you gotta make sure you tell everybody here about the situation.
Riiiiiight. Arc Reactor. That’s what I said. Arc Reactor.
*coughs*
“chest battery subnuclear katramatron thingy” isn’t the preferred nomenclature MIZ…
“Powered-Americans,” please.
Arc Reactor or…chest battery subnuclear katramatron thingy for short.
hahaha awesome.
Tony Stark should change his name to Tony Snark.
Ha!
Well, there’s nothing else I can say about the movie. I’d like to chime in and say that if you don’t like AC/DC, there’s a 99.99% chance I either hate you or you’re my mother. If it’s the first, fuck off. If it’s the second, sorry about the language, mom, what’s for dinner?
*watches last scene*
Now that’s what I call…AFFIRMATIVE ACTION! *UKULELE SOLO*
Am I the only one who is pissed that they replaced Tool’s “Forty-Six & Two” with AC/DC?
I hate people who choose music for movies. There are so many better songs out there that would fit battle scenes. For example, Pantera’s “Mouth for War”.
But no, we get lame shit like slo-mo scenes of blades hitting shields to the music of some Irish gash singing in some celtic language about dragons and soup.
I don’t like AC/DC.
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!
Donkey – Just to be clear, I love AC/DC, but I just love Tool way more.
If they had cast Chow Yun Fat as Rhodey…War Machine would definitely have a chink in its armor.
Lord: call me.
Great. Now I’m really confused. Is the arc reactor AC or DC?
You feelin’ me, Chino? Can I get an AMEN!!!
A mention of Tool and Pantera in one comment?
*swoon
We should mate and then mosh.
Why not go with the obvious and play Sabbath?
Sucks that Audioslave broke up…cuz Cochise was the perfect song for the original.
This scene is similar to Cruise’s ending of Days of Thunder, but his had bat shit made up aliens instead of bat shit made up Ruskies.
Chino, you’re making me all Oedipal an’ shit.
mungo, we’re cool.
That’s funny Chino b/c Al said you go both ways.
I had to hit the mute button. I couldn’t hear anything in the office over Whiplash’s pants.
Al wishes.
The Indy scene was stolen from Michael Schumacher’s PSA depicting what would happen if F1 allowed Danica to drive.
That wasn’t costume design. He just showed up on set wearing those.
Marvel Comics should have their own theme park. I want to ride the Iron Man Ferrous Wheel.
Great. Now I’m really confused. Is the arc reactor AC or DC?
…what? It’s by Marvel.