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Well this is weird. Just last night someone was talking about Brooklyn’s Finest. He said he’d seen it at Sundance last year and I asked why it wasn’t out yet, and he said probably because the ending was ridiculous and terrible. It comes from Training Day director Antoine Fuqua (is it just me, or is everyone named Antoine either a flaming gay or a big scary tough guy?) and stars Ethan Hawke, Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, and Wesley Snipes. As the headline would indicate, it basically looks like if Crash was set in Brooklyn. So much crime and racism, it’s a shame what’s happened to our inner cities. If only Sandra Bullock would teach more blacks to play football.
TAGS: ANTOINE FUQUA, BROOKLYN'S FINEST, DON CHEADLE, ETHAN HAWKE, RICHARD GERE, TRAILERS, WESLEY SNIPES
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is it just me, or is everyone named Antoine either a flaming gay or a big scary tough guy?
It’s the same with guys named Ashley.
Bruce, too. For gay see:
Bruce Villanche, Bruce Wayne
For tough see:
Bruce Greenwood, Bruce Wayne
Is it just me or is everyone named Jesus either a strikingly handsome blog commenter or a Mexican?
King Kong ain’t got tits like these.
“Wesley Snipes Attacks Cheadle”
IRS press release or movie review? You decide.
If only Sandra Bullock would teach more blacks to play football.
Wow, Vince. They prefer coloreds.
BTW, thanks for that link, nePoo. My family has been dogging me for a Yuletide Winter Solstace Festival gift wishlist, so I put the two books and movies I want on it and a link to your page. ;)
I hope this film flips movie stereotypes and has Ethan Hawke die before the opening credits finish.
I thought they preferred darkies. Maybe that’s just here in the south?
The redhead on the left of the banner pic makes the same facial expression as me when I
dance with black people aroundpoop.JHC-
Holy shit.
I <3 You, Fek
fun fact, we didn´t use to have blacks in argentina, only in the last 5 years we had a wave of
senegalies,sengaleitors, senegaliens,(yeah, thats the one) immigrants, who don´t take our jobs because they sell fake jewerly on the streetthat looks nothing like Crash, don’t be so lazy with your critiques, have some thought don’t just randomly compare it to something else
Still looks Crash-y to me. Tell me what’s not Crashy about it. Don’t be so lazy with your comments.
By the way, this isn’t a critique, it’s an introduction to a trailer for a movie I haven’t seen yet and didn’t pretend I had.
Thirdly, when I put the word “basically” in front of a statement, it basically absolves me from having to make a razor-sharp analogy. It just has to be kind of sort of you could see how the two things are related.
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