Comments on: HOW MANY MORE TWILIGHTS WILL THERE BE? http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:07:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: ilovecapehorn http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232258 ilovecapehorn Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:41:54 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232258 I can't wait until Hot Topic starts selling DIY Vampire C-Section kits. I can’t wait until Hot Topic starts selling DIY Vampire C-Section kits.

]]> By: droidguy1119 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232214 droidguy1119 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:33:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232214 CHUD's piece would be more worth reading if Cracked hadn't written almost the exact same thing a long time ago. http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/ I'm not saying CHUD's wasn't original, but I read Cracked's a long time ago. CHUD’s piece would be more worth reading if Cracked hadn’t written almost the exact same thing a long time ago. http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

I’m not saying CHUD’s wasn’t original, but I read Cracked’s a long time ago.

]]> By: sepercrod http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232209 sepercrod Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:24:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232209 The baby becomes so mature and independent, that it forms a cult of baby gypsy ninjas, with Jacob as their leader. They use telepathy to kill nasty vampires and cuteness to kill normal humans. The End. The baby becomes so mature and independent, that it forms a cult of baby gypsy ninjas, with Jacob as their leader. They use telepathy to kill nasty vampires and cuteness to kill normal humans. The End.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232137 Crapbasket Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:27:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232137 Guido up! Guido up!

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232134 Crapbasket Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:22:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232134 Yes. Which that? Yes. Which that?

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232131 Burnsy Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:14:33 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232131 *catches breath* Anybody else beat off to that? *catches breath*

Anybody else beat off to that?

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232130 Donkey Hodey Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:11:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232130 I want to see a Cullen vampire baby brought out like Simba from 'The Lion King' He'll be up on that mountain and the sun will hit him and he'll light up like a disco ball. I want to see a Cullen vampire baby brought out like Simba from ‘The Lion King’ He’ll be up on that mountain and the sun will hit him and he’ll light up like a disco ball.

]]> By: Guinny_Ire http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232129 Guinny_Ire Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:09:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232129 I'm thinking of a director who looks like a miniature werewolf and has anally fucked a 13 yr old girl who would be perfect to take the helm of this film. Woody Allen. I’m thinking of a director who looks like a miniature werewolf and has anally fucked a 13 yr old girl who would be perfect to take the helm of this film. Woody Allen.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232128 Donkey Hodey Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:07:10 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232128 Vampire abortion: I can't finger it out. Vampire abortion: I can’t finger it out.

]]> By: Michelle07 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#comment-232127 Michelle07 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:06:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21603#comment-232127 Sounds like the only books Meyer read were Island of Dr. Moreau and The Bridges of Madison County and maybe something from Goosebumps. Sounds like the only books Meyer read were Island of Dr. Moreau and The Bridges of Madison County and maybe something from Goosebumps.

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