HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
12.17.09It’s hard to go wrong with a movie called “Hot Tub Time Machine”, but it’s nice to see they assembled a fun group of actors too. I love Rob Corddry, but if he played Dane Cook or Matthew McConnaughey’s sidekick in a rom-com one more time, I’d… well, I’d throw a pretty big hissy fit, I don’t mind saying *takes drag of cigarette*. Anyway, here he’s teamed up with Clark Duke, Craig Robinson (my favorite husky black man besides Tracy Morgan), and John Cusack (who’s hopefully not still being a dick to everyone like he was on the 2012 press tour).
The plot looks a lot like the Aspen Extreme episode of South Park. They basically go back in time and then party like it’s an 80s ski movie. Though if it were me and I had access to a time machine, I’d go back to when we were kids and molest all the girls who rejected me. That way I could go back to the present and they’d either have low enough self-esteem that they’d go out with me or they’d be strippers. Pretty much a win-win.
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What happens if you piss in the hot tub? Do you go back to the pass as some human/urine hybrid like in “The Fly”?
I had the plan to write down all the winning lottery numbers then go back in time and play the lottery. But after hearing your plan, I can now call myself a fucking no-vision loser. Brilliant.
I’d like to see Rob Corddry and Michael Ironside in a movie together.
If I had a hot tub time machine I’d go back to last May and tell myself to never forget to put the cover on the new hot tub I’ll be getting in June or else I might as well start pricing toddler coffins now, because they price-gouge those motherfuckers.
I cannot wait until this movie comes out. Craig Robinson is brilliant and (I think) underrated. Everyone in that movie seems perfect for their roles. Hopefully it won’t turn out to be a big bag of turd.
I liked this movie better when it was called “Fuck yeah, I’ll do another vokka minefield, but then we’re all watching Out Cold.”
If my hot tub were a time machine, people might stop making fun of me for keeping my shirt on.
If I had a hot tub time machine, I’d use it to ditch uppity bitches in the past. Don’t want to take your top off? Fine, let’s see if you’ve changed your mind after two days in 1576.
So donk, your last two comments, about your NOT taking your shirt off and making women take off theirs, means I imagine you look like this guy.
orton, it’s not that I look like that guy, it’s that everybody I look at looks like these guys.
Every morning after I drink in a hot tub with a bunch of dudes, I wish I could go back in time to when my butt didn’t hurt so bad.
Yeah, yeah….this hot time is a time machine. Whatever. What I want to know is do the benches have jets in them?
GBHAIDS goes back in time, hands 15-year-old self a joint
15yoGBHAIDS: Why the hell would I smoke this, I’m going to start a band and tour the world and become a millionaire.
Me: Nooooooooooooooo you won’t
If I had a hot tub time machine, I’d go back to this morning so I could listen to Dan Fogelberg’s “Same Auld Lang Syne” 6 more times today.
/isn’t crying
//What? I’m not
///No, you are, you sissy
*sniffles*
/What? it’s dusty. HE USED TO DATE HER BUT FATE RIPPED THEM APART!
The Mighty Feklahr will only say this, He would go back in time and convince His fifth grade Self to wear a sports cup and to carry a rape kit (duct tape, shovel).
Fuck it, Hot Tub Time Machine? Let’s party like it’s 1999!
Who the fuck are you kidding Fek? If you had a time machine you’d go back to the late eighties and stop Captain Kirk from going all fucking pussy ass whale hugger and tell him to get back to bangin’ green chicks!
At least, that’s what I’d do.
I want to see this so bad I’m going to flick my be…..a huh huh. So when’s this cum out?