This is the second trailer for Youth in Revolt, the red-band version that doesn’t cut out the swears. The plot of Youth in Revolt is pretty simple: Michael Cera is a sensitive puss who can’t get laid, so he grows a Tyler Durden-like split personality who’s awesome because he cusses and acts a total dick to everyone. Have we seen this before? Of course — at least twice in Jim Carrey movies alone. But who cares? This has some of the best one-liners since Kenny Powers.
“You get aroused easily? Don’t stop, Frank. For all we know, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.”
“I’ve created a supplemental persona named Francois Dillinger.”
“So what is your plan, sh-thead? I’m gonna help you stick your filthy d-ck in this tomato.”
“I’m gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.”
What a coincidence, my Tyler Durden-style alter ego also stuck his d-ck in a tomato. When my mom asked what I was doing I just screamed “PROJECT MAYHEM!” and dove out the window.
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Your Tyler Durden-style alter ego looks just like Michael Cera’s Tyler Durden-style alter ego, except 65 pounds heavier.
My Tyler Durden-like split personality, Paul Anthony, is a sensitive puss who can’t get laid.
My alter ego won’t shave his stupid neck beard. Consequently, neither of us see much action.
My alter ego is like me in every way except he always wears flip-flops. Twat.
Michael Cera’s alter ego is Jane Lynch. I have no clue why they used Michael Cera to star as Michael Cera’s alter.
I rented Sex And The City and it actually did come with Tampons for my pussy. And Ketamine. And blinders?
From that banner pic, you can just tell that Cera has a 1/20th pack a month habit.
What a fun, sexy time for him.
Oh man, I was thinking the whole time, this movie fucking needs Justin Long and then… shit, it’s Justin Long.
And does this mean it’s cool to like Michael Cera again? I could never hate George Michael Bluth.
Hipsters turned on Mike Cera because frat boys like me think he’s cool.
Is it cool to like Michael Cera because I’d like to have an inappropriate big brother/little brother relationship with him?
GRRRRR….DRINKING AND USING EXPLOSIVES FOR FISHING!
Michael Cera’s bio had Free Willy listed as his favorite movie until 4 months ago.
Michael Cera has an obsessive compulsive disorder that forces him to buy every Norah Jones album when he’s at Starbucks.
I don’t trust a bunch of dirty hipsters who like things “ironically” to tell me what’s cool.
*buttons up J. Crew cardigan, sips Starbucks latte*
Didn’t see any Norah Jones albums when you were there, did you TyBo? Told you.
Ugh, Norah Jones is such a boring one-trick pony.
She’s like the Jennifer Aniston of coffee house music.
I would pay big, big monies to see Francois Dillinger beat the vile out of Fred.
Hey Patty, I found this scarf and thought it might match the color of your soul. I hope you like it.
That movie just looks fantastic, I don’t care what anyone says. The fact that Michael Cera in a railer mustache makes me giggle every time I see it doesn’t make me any less of a man.
Francois Dillinger turns out to be a rapist who teaches Cera how much of a hipster bitch he is by ‘tickling his bellybutton’ from the inside
Saw this at TIFF, and it was absolutely hilarious.