(Girlfriend drag you to a crappy rom-com again? Never fear, the Bud Light Otter is here!)
Here’s the poster for Gerard Butler’s latest, The Bounty Hunter, co-starring Jennifer Aniston. It was directed by Andy Tennant, previously of Fool’s Gold, Hitch, Sweet Home Alabama, It Takes Two (starring the Olsen twins and Steve Guttenberg), and The Amy Fisher Story (made for TV). Andy Tennant the director should not be confused, of course, with Aubrey Tennant, the Last Airpuncher. That would be like mistaking Jesus for Pol Pot.
I hope the actors got paid in Fool’s Gold! *Bike horn* *record scratch* *Tiger Woods bangs a cocktail waitress*
[via Yahoo]
TAGS: ANDY TENNANT, BUD LIGHT OTTER, GERARD BUTLER, JENNIFER ANISTON, POSTERS, ROMANTIC COMEDY, THE BOUNTY HUNTER
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Gerald: This Bitch…Is….Desperate!!!
Gerald Butler’s shirt is proof that girls do poop.
Gerard Butler’s agent is so bad Emile Hirsch won’t hire him.
In the poster, it looks like they’re trying to figure out who farted.
DO-DODODO-DODO-DODO-DO DO-DODODO-DODO-DODO-DO
So, no one told Jennifer’s life would be this way.
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
Her Job’s a joke, she’s broke, her love life’s D.O.A.
It’s like she’s always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn’t been her day, her week, her month, or even her year.
But -
You know…I really don’t have to change a lot of these lyrics for it to easily relate…hmmm. Were the Rembrandts soothsayers?
Looks like the headline photo is saying “You otter drink before seeing this film.”
From what I’ve read of the plot…shouldn’t this be called Dog & The Bounty Hunter.
Speculation time: what could she have possibly done that would have required a bounty hunter to go and fetch her?
My guess is something really convoluted like unpaid parking tickets, but I’m hoping it was baby harp seal clubbing and rape, in that order.
That slut Anniston really gets around, doesn’t she?
See, what you don’t know is that Gerard Butler is secretly doing research for MI-6, because there aren’t very many frigid, obnoxious, bitchy blondes in Great Britain, and they’d like to know wot that’s all about, eh?
Angelina Jolie hired the bounty hunter
Butler simply had the best audition for “Radiator in Fek’s Basement”.
Wait, which one is the bounty hunter? Is it Aniston? OMG LOLZ! That is wacky!!!1!
Hairy Nutsack asks: Speculation time: what could she have possibly done that would have required a bounty hunter to go and fetch her?
I was going to nominate her entire IMDb profile as evidence of a crime against humanity, until I saw this, now I have to figure out how to bump up the charge:
[www.imdb.com]
Donkey is that right? Is she the bounty hunter?
I’m way too lazy to go and Google it, my favorites button is way too far away from where my cursor is right now.
I’m not checking either, Hairy, but would it surprise you?
Jennifer Aniston is Greek and Gerard Butler played a Spartan.
That means they won’t have sex in this movie because they’re not both guys.
*** takes one for the team ***
Per IMDb: A bounty hunter learns that his next target is his ex-wife.
* ssssiiiiiiiiiiiighh *
* strips off clothes, searches Google Maps for clock towers *
Wow Stinky found something amazing.
The Baster – An unmarried 40-year-old woman turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. Seven years later, she reunites with her best friend, who has been living with a secret: **RECORD SCRATCH** he replaced her preferred sperm sample with his own. (hilarity ensues I’m sure)
I can’t tell you how many women I’ve met who’ve been hoping for a rom-com that is about sperm. So romantic.
Rom-Cum
*sigh
If she’s the Bounty Hunter, I’m cunt-punching the first woman who says ‘this looks good’
On a side-note, seems likeevery shitty rom-com director/producer is trying to get Gerard in their movie. He was bad-ass in 300, and humidity levels in rooms actually go up when women see him on screen… when will they learn.
If she’s the Bounty Hunter, I’m cunt-punching the first woman who says ‘this looks good’
On a side-note, seems like every shitty rom-com director/producer is trying to get Gerard in their movie. He was bad-ass in 300, and humidity levels in rooms actually go up when women see him on screen… when will they learn?
This movie looks eerily close to [www.imdb.com] Bulletproof with Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans