Brian Cox is one of the best actors ever. He’s so good that I sometimes daydream about him and Rip Torn Indian wrestling. Anyway, here’s Brian Cox teaching a two-year-old the soliloquy from Hamlet because I know you fags love this cutesy sh-t. It’s always funny to hear little kids talk in British accents. My, where did you attend finishing school, guvna?
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At 6 I was getting taught how to hold my liqour.
Something is rotten in the pants of Den Mark.
This is him fulfilling his legal requirement to hint to the child that he killed his father and fucked his mother.
Well done, Theo. Now you get to see Mr Wally.
Dan Rosen’s sister is emailing this to all of her friends on AOL.
This just in: Rooster is moving to England and getting a Hamlet van.
Teaching a kid Shakespeare should be just as illegal as teaching a kid to shake your “spear”.
He needs to be teaching that kid how to mine coal. Layabout little bastard.
He tried teaching him to pickpocket, but the parents kept giving him weird looks when he would appear to wander off and smile contentedly while the kid practiced on him.
Ooh. Through the youtube link’s related videos i finally got to see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kyjK214s-4&feature=related.
- it’s a fabled Alex Cox “Moviedrome” intro
I’d rather see him teach that 2 yr old not to throw a major temper tantrum in the middle of the grocery store forcing me to beat him in public.
I’d rather see him teach that 2 yr old to get mommy a beer.
Theatre? Rainbow sweatshirt? Those limy bastards are trying to turn that lad fruity.
Do you have his number and availability? What is he, like $15 – $16 an hour? Can he work New Year’s?