I’ve been featuring filmmakin’ Canadians Fred and Sharon on Filmdrunk since March of 2008, and all along I figured they had to be some sort of improv troupe or publicity stunt. They’re just too good to be true. I mean, I know they’re Canadian, but still. But so far, as far as I or anyone else can tell, they are indeed real and not kidding (at least not to the extent we thought). Recently they took on the Tiger Woods incident, and by took on, I mean made a really weird video about. I’ll say this for it, CGI Fred does a way better job of capturing Tiger Woods than Kenan Thompson. The voice is dead on.
When they’re not making movies, I imagine Fred and Sharon riding around in Rooster and Trish’s Neverending Story van.
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So that bitch Sharon ran Tiger off the road?
What you probably won’t believe is that Sharon nailed that emotional delivery in ONE TAKE!
Completely unrelated, I know a couple named Frank and Sharon. I am unable of saying their names out loud without slipping into a Bela Lugosi voice and pronouncing it “FRANKENSHARON!!!”
I know Bela Lugosi had nothing to do with Frankenstein. Fuck you.
Wow. That’s dead on.
The real Tiger has holes that open up in his cheeks when he talks, too.
This is why retards shouldn’t be allowed to marry.
Sharon’s advice is terrible.
After all, playing “hide the one wood” is what got Tiger in trouble in the first place.
Apparently, today is “People Who Should Not be Allowed on YouTube Day.”
Are we positive that Fred and Sharon aren’t Sexman’s parents?
Those are golf club wounds Jack!. Apprently, Elin doesn’t repair her divots.
I think R. Kelly hired Fred and Sharon to get him off on his last charge.
“So, you see your honor, while my client is definitely visible on the videotape having sex with an underage girl, you can clearly see that this sex is taking place on the moon. Since this court has no jurisdiction over the moon, I call for an immediate dismissal.”
Case closed.
Fred and Sharon on Tiger Woods would certainly explain his breathing complications at the hospital. But that doesn’t jive with his AWESOME taste in hot, skanky girls that just wanna go al- AWWWW LOOKITDA PUPPY!
After seeing that SNL sketch yesterday i was thinking the elf from Bad Santa would make a more convincing Tiger than that lame cunt. Great minds…
Fred and Sharon’s custom van has a mural of Art Linkletter selling adjustable beds.
Dumbass.
Since The Mighty Feklahr is unable to watch the video, He began to ponder the direction of His career and vocational status instead.
Thus, has He decided, that the time has come for Him to leave chartered accountancy behind and pursue a new course in life.
The Mighty Feklahr wants to become a lion tamer.
Fred is a swinger, he’s all into sharon his wife.
Do you know what a lion looks like, Fek?
Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. He doesn’t know what all the fuss is about, He could tame one of those. They look pretty tame to start with.
Yup, sounds like a lion to me.
Also tame, my neighbor’s margaritas. Seriously dude, it’s OK to taste the tequilla a bit, no matter what that soppy wet kooz of a girlfriend of yours thinks.
Wait, whoa, wtf else are you supposed to “taste” in a margarita? You damn people outside the Midwest USA don’t know how to fucking drink. Don’t make Him, J, and Nom (and the rest of the Midwest 3) upload the ultrasounds of our livers!!!
ThatswhatI’mtalkinbout, Fek!! So I tells him, “The mix is added just for color ya twat! Just cuz your girlfriend didn’t go to college and therefore can’t drink for shit doesn’t mean you gotta fag out on the margies! Sack up toolbag and make her her own, don’t punish the rest of us with your weak ass pussy leak shitnecked pitchers of mix with a splash of worm juice! CUNT!”
I like my margarita’s without margarita mix. Or ice.
You mean you’re actually supposed to taste the booze? Since when?
*sips Kahlua and Coke*
[terrorist fist bumps Płÿåü]
Word.
Dink up!
Sharon makes her Margaritas out of Fred’s tears and broken dreams…