(“THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD MOVIE.”)
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS
- Roman Polanski loves this screencap of 15-year-old Dakota Fanning from The Runaways. He’s starting to prefer more mature women in his old age. Easier to talk to. |FilmSchoolRejects|
- Wanna win some shirts from The Wire? Course ya do. |SmokingSection|
- Rest easy, that guy who let you watch Wolverine for free is in jail. |GammaSquad|
- The truth about crop circles revealed. |CollegeHumor|
- The Tiger Woods story has now spawned more consecutive NY Post covers than 9/11. I think this may be his elaborate plan to become a sympathetic character, because I’m actually starting to feel sorry for him and I always hated that douche. |WithLeather|
- 7 ways to make small talk. I prefer to just grab a boob and then say “Oh my God I’m so sorry, I thought you were my friend!” It’s a great icebreaker. |Guyism|
- Leave Nick_Nolte dog alone, he has a bad hangover. |via Twitter|
- Man castrates himself so he wouldn’t cheat on wife. Good call, dude. |FListed|
- Street Fighter IV new locales screenshots. |G4|
- 3-D sidewalk drawings are always cool. |HolyTaco|
- Here’s Pajiba’s 20 best of the 2000s. It’s the kind of list my top 18 of the 2000s would beat up. |Pajiba|
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I’m here for the fireman party!
Dakota is 15 now? Then I have no problem saying that I think she’s starting to get pretty hot.
She’s 15 now? Why does that make her less hot to the average FD’ard?
Man, Roman Polanski dressed as pedobear would explain a lot of things about the internet if you ask me.
Nick Nolte dog looks like he needs a hug.
When Lance Armstrong cheats on his wife, he only goes to second base.
My favorite way to make small talk awkward is to dig him up and move his jaw up and down while talking in a falsetto voice about how Tupac was better.
“Man castrates himself so he wouldn’t cheat on wife. Good call, dude.”
I guess you could call that thinking outside the box…
I don’t have any balls and I cheat all the time!
Kitty so good it’ll make you cut your d off.
Wait. That doesn’t make sense at all.
I can’t fucking believe I didn’t think to put that joke in the form of a CSI Miami opening.
Fuck me.
Hey! Chino! I thought I was the only one =[
Megaphone Polanski will never not make me laugh.
So how many Twihard are going to go see The Runaways simply because Bella and Jane are in it together?
BTW, no one has commented on the fact that they have Avatar toys in McDonald happy meals. If that wasn’t random enough, 7-Eleven apparently has tie ins to Sherlock Holmes. WTF?
Jess knows the names of the characters.
Get torches and pitchforks, it’s time for a FD village mob.
Nothing says classy British logician like a lottery ticket and a 2-week old hotdog.
Well, if I’m going to watch a two hour movie about heavy metal lesbians with no payoff, it’s good to think that there might be some twihards in the theater I can brood for to get a beej.
DID SOMEONE SAY HEAVY METAL LESBIANS???
Hey, pajiba is gay, but they still put A history of violence in there, and you didn´t.
OH SNAP!
*goes back to diagnosing sarcoidosis*
I sat behind you in the theater. You looked so pretty with your black t-shirt, canvas shoes, nose-chain, and ripped jeans. I could smell your hair, the bryle cream was a nice touch.
I watched from the car as you ate at the Salvation Army, then freebased OxyClean out by the dumpster. After you passed out under the bridge, I sifted through your shopping cart…we have a lot in common, I can tell by the government-issue peanut butter you eat and the generic tampons you use.
If you want the two front wheels of your cart back, you will have to haphazardly stumble upon this…like if you go to the library to check your email or something. I am posting this from my phone…so I could be…ANYWHERE! Isn’t that mysterious?
Hey, this bum wants a dollar…is that a knife he is hol
Dr. House?
Next up, Pictionary!
*removes pants*
More like Dicktionary.
30% of Pajiba’s list for best of the decade came from the year 2000. That’s fucked up.
Is that Dakota Fanning in The Runaways or a freeze frame from one of my POV pornos?
Roman Polanski climbed through my moonlit window last night. MLIT.
Can’t it be both GB?