Just in time for Christmas, it’s the Nic Cage adventure set. |BrandonBird|
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Someone at the health department in Clearwater, Florida said Cody the Dog Clerk couldn’t work at the gas station anymore. Meaning someone at the health department is a real A-hole. This guy is as evil as Bin Laden if Bin Laden was also a child pornographer. |TampaBay.com|- 10 reasons we miss Dolph Lundgren. |Moviefone|
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- Yahoo Answers question: “Why won’t my skin grow over this piece of meat?” |GammaSquad|
- Oops. UFC accidentally let a brand of Nazi shirts sponsor a fighter Saturday night. Let’s be honest, if you’re company has “Reich” in the title, it’s probably a good indication of Nazi affiliation. |Fightlinker|
- 25 pictures of dumb blonde chicks with cleavage. |HolyTaco|
- “Doc Porterhouse: Town Abortionist.” |WarmingGlow|
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- Tiger Woods gets his sext on. |Atom|
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I think the audience is gonna be very uncomfortable seeing Dolph Lundgren’s naked penis going in to this young girl that you’re talking about.
So dogs can’t work as gas stations, but cows can work at TJ Maxx. Got it.
In other news, the population explosion in Clearwater, Florida is expected to fall off sharply 9 months from now as condoms will have significantly fewer teeth holes.
Blue up.