Below, the first trailer for Death at a Funeral (2010). The original Death at a Funeral came out in 2007, and even though it’s only two years old and in English, they remade it with an American, mostly black cast (Peter Dinklage is in both versions — if not an Oscar, he deserves some kind of Most Valuable Dwarf award). Wicker Man director Neil LaBute directs the remake. Alan Tudyk‘s turn as a guy frying on hallucinogens the whole time is taken over by… James Marsden. The only thing that could save this is lots and lots of Tracy Morgan. Danny Glover pooping on his hand notwithstanding, it looks like he doesn’t have a huge part. The studio should cut that scene with the scene of J-Lo trying to keep semen from spilling out of her vadge, and then film the audience puking and use that as the promo, Paranormal Activity style.
Hey, did Chris Rock just utter the phrase “bromantically involved?” Is that because they were both guys or because they’re black? From the style guide: Bros = white guys with arm band tats. Brothers = black dudes.
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“Brothermantically” just sounds silly.
They should used “Afromantically” instead.
At what point do they throw his sneakers over the power lines? Blacks are a proud and mysterious people…
At first I thought this was about the next SAW movie. Danny Glover’s character is back from the first flick, and has taken over for Jigsaw, but -because Hollywood loves negative stereotypes- isn’t creative enough or educated (Fuck you, racists in Tinseltown!) enough to create traps beyond forcing a guy to catch your freshly falling dookie.
Well, the shit has to hit the fan some how.
At the rate this is getting re-hashed, I expect the VH1 reality show version by St. Patrick’s Day.
Worst episode of Six Feet Under ever.
Peter Dinklage is in both versions — if not an Oscar, he deserves some kind of Most Valuable Dwarf award.
They already gave that to a chimpanzee that plays hockey.
i hope paul rodriguez and george lopez are planning a latino version of this, but theyre probably to lazy to do it
So Dinklage’s character is one of the Little Choclatiers?
The English version is funny as hell with a very good cast.
I think you’re wrong about that DH, the bear who plays hockey in a Bruins jersey killed the chimp.
I thought it was a dick who used to be a Senator wearing a Sharks jersey that killed him?
Danny Glover on a toilet with Tracy Morgan is proof that “Lethal Weapon 2″ could have been so much more.
I once had “the little death” at a funeral. I just couldn’t help it. You should have seen what this lady was wearing; I just had to go to the bathroom and rub one out.
That was always my favorite of grandma’s outfits.
Black people mourn like this *does a gangsta lean on a coffin*
Peter Dinklage’s character has some serious Jungle Gym Fever.
If this was about black women, it would be called a Homance.
Black guys usually have their first “bromantic relationship” in exchange for a carton of Newports.
Real original idea Hollywood, repackage a movie thats not even out of the decade it was made, and switch the white characters with black ones. Because everyone knows that black people are funnier! Even the one white guy in the movie is less funny than the character he replaces. James Marsden < Alan Tudyk.