DAILY CIRCLE J, WITH KIRK CAMERON
12.01.09
I can’t help but think Kirk Cameron would be much happier if he came out of the closet and found the right guy. And I think I’ve got just the guy! [Both pics via ThatisSoGay]
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS:
- Hear what Megan Fox got Brian Austin Green for Christmas. |FListed|
- “The apocalypse is scary.” Heeb reviews The Road. |Heeb|
- Movie heist hauls vs. GDP. |ScreenJunkies|
- Do the sex offender rap. |Atom|
- Holy Taco presents: The AIDS Meme. |HolyTaco|
- Fun Fact: Americans throw out 40% of our food. And we throw the other 60% down our morbidly obese gullets, so suck on that Africa. |Asylum|
- The 7 greatest unnaturally mutated film characters. |ToplessRobot|
- Remember when William Shatner and Adam West filmed a pilot together? Wait, what? |GammaSquad|
- Some video game has gay stuff in it or something. |Guyism|
- You must see this digital recreation of Tiger Woods’ accident from China. It’s like the Berenstain Bears meets TMZ. |WarmingGlow|
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Kirk doesn’t appreciate being implied as being part of a circle jerk.
Daily Circle Kirk.
Daily Kirkle Jerk?
DAILY KIRKLE KIRK!
That sweater will go nicely with Kirk’s “Honk If You’re Horny For Jesus” thong.
There are two ways one could make Kirk Cameron feel extraordinarily happy. Interestingly enough, they both end with “omized” and sound pretty similar.
That whore! I have Grace Catalano’s name tattooed on my arm, too.
*adds Dragon Age Origins to Christmas wish list*
You can’t write a book about Kirk Cameron, without Grace.
Fun Fact: Americans throw out 40% of our food.
Related fun fact: America has the world’s fattest hobos.
Lance, between Bangs and now The Sex Offender Shuffle, I’m coming to FilmDrunk for all my music needs…well, that and H Jobs
I meant Vince. M’eh, it happens.
China gives me Wood.
What happened to snuggling??? *sniffle*