DAILY CIRCLE J: TORTOISE DOG EDITION
12.01.09Someone sent me this picture of a dog in a sweater riding a tortoise, both of them covered in money. I guess this was at Texas A & M, but I have no context other than that, and that’s the way I like it. He’s like the Hannibal of lap dogs. But classier ’cause he’s wearing sweater.
Daily Circle J Links:
- Techno Chicken. That is all. |CollegeHumor|
- “Man walking like Frankenstein says ‘hammer, hammer, hammer’ while smashing TVs inside Target.” |Fark|
- Ten movie titles that appeal to zoophiles. That’s me! |Pajiba|
- Were you aware? Jim Carrey is somewhat less than sane. |GammaSquad|
- Pumpkinhead is back, just in time for Christmas. |HolyTaco|
- Steven Seagal in Fat Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. |ScreenJunkies|
- Liver, meet the 32% alcohol beer. Though technically, wouldn’t that make it a beer-flavored liqueur? |FListed|
- Unsupervised teens in a hot tub. |Atom|


GEAUX SAINTSES!! 11-0 BABY!!! BLACK AND GOLD SUPERBOWL IS ON!!!!
* You may now resume your regularly scheduled ass-clownery.
I like Drew Bree. I will root for the Saints any time they’re not playing the Niners.
That’s cool cuz I will root for the Niners anytime they’re not playing.
I won’t full ride the Aint’s bandwagon, but I would like to point out how impressive the improvement on their defense is. If Brees ain’t gettin’ the ball back so often, they don’t score a trillion points per game. That simple.
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Right Wing ‘slippery slope’ propaganda.
Then again, being stuck with J Cutty and the Bad News Bears, maybe I should just bandwagon…ARCHIE MANNING FTW!!!
Thanks for fagging up the place, Stoney, we were talkin’ football here! WHY YOUSE GOTTA MAKE-A YA MUTTUH CRY?
So I just watched that unsupervised teens video… poop jokes and a Polanski in training. Impressive.
Jay Cutler reminds you that we’re not here to talk about sports. We’re here to talk about the poo-nanny.
But seriously, the dog fucked the tortoise, right?
I miss the Daily Cuddle.