Hey, girl. Ever been raped by Pikachu? [via Thatissogay]
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS:
- If you like lap dances, you’ll love this job at the University of Leeds. |GammaSquad|
- Honestly, I think the poll adding up to 120% is the least offensive part of this thing. The premise of the poll was asking viewers what they thought about global warming. Getting info from Fox News is like going in for a biopsy and having the doctor poll random people on the street about whether you have cancer instead. |WarmingGlow|
- I love this make your own MMA shirt contest1. |WithLeather|
- An interview with Broken Lizard’s Kevin Heffernan, aka Farva. |Moviefone|
- Lisa Lampanelli celebrates Hannukkah by lighting a Menorah made of black dildos. For serious. |Heeb|
- Sapporo makes beer using… SPACE BARLEY! |FListed|
- Swedish group wants “hymen” changed to “vaginal corona.” So can I squeeze a lime in it or what? |Fark|
- How to fire someone in Gotham City. |CollegeHumor|
- DC is rebooting their Superman and Batman comics, which is big news for you huge nerds. |ToplessRobot|
- Bobby Bottle Service auditions for Jersey Shore. If only they could arrange it so that someone wearing an Ed Hardy hat could get punched in the face in every episode. I’d watch that. |ScreenJunkies|
- How to tell if your Facebook days are over. |HolyTaco|
And finally, here’s an otter holding a beer:
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ARE YOU REDDY FOR KRUNCH? No way you aren’t! This sh-t is in your motherf-ckin’ FACE with pictures of skulls and a crossed sword/c-ck! Do you want f-cking top hats and wings and American flags and F-CK on your shirts? F-CK YOU YOU DO! GET KRUNCH – WARRIOR WEAR FOR WARRIORS and DEATHPAIN.
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Mask down = Pikachu. Mask up = Shrek.
That otter would be cool if he was holding an ironic PBR tallboy.
Shouldn’t you be sleeping, young man?
Jackie Gleason: “Alice, where’s my beer? Why I otter…”
FINE MOM! Yea, not gonna finish this paper tonight anyways… *sigh*.
The Pikachu ski mask may be creepy, but nothing will ever beat the felt Bella womb for pure WTF’ery.
If I get a friend request from my mom, my days on facebook aren’t over; my days on this plane of existence are over.
So, this guy you said held you up, did he have a weapon on him?
No, officer, but I’m pretty sure he could electrocute the shit out of me if I didn’t cooperate.
Vince, I remember you did a radio interview a while back. Do you have a copy of that anywhere? I just want to authenticate your accent against Jersey Shore to be sure you are who you claim to be.
Of course he’s legit, he’s Vinnie V.I.P.
I’m just saying, I knew a hairy guy one time that claimed Guido. Then I find out he doesn’t like sausage & peppers and he’s never hit a woman. WTFuggedaboutit.
Anyone found a good otter rescue site yet? Because that dude looks like he could help me out. My dog only drinks wine coolers.
Otters bang things against rocks to open them. Two minutes after this picture was taken, that adorable thing looked like he was ready to go toe-to-toe with a guy at the bar who just stepped on his foot and hit on his girlfriend.
I went to the University of Leeds and this is why I loved it.
Leeds? Yeah, sure. I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they’ve got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts.
So the What’s Going on at Uproxx banner at the bottom has “Everyone Hates Perez Hilton” as the first link?
HOW IS THIS NEWS?!