CRUISE & DIAZ ARE: ‘KNIGHT AND DAY’
12.21.09
Knight and Day, which stars Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, just released a poster. It used to be called Wichita, but someone at 20th Century Fox thought that didn’t sound enough like a moronic sitcom from the 80s, so now it’s Knight and Day. Then they left the two huge stars’ faces off the poster so you could better focus on what a hilarious pun it is. ET also did a segment on it recently, and you can see that footage after the jump.
Knight and Day, opening July 2, centers on a lonely woman (Cameron Diaz) whose seemingly harmless blind date suddenly turns her life upside-down when a super spy (Tom Cruise) takes her on a violent worldwide journey to protect a powerful battery that holds the key to an infinite power source. [ComingSoon]
Diaz claims the film will showcase Tom Cruise’s alleged comedic chops which he allegedly displayed in Tropic Thunder. You know, as long as there aren’t any gays around.
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The battery is actually a capacitor that stores all the energy Tom gives off trying to stay closeted.
I bet Al can run that battery out of juice.
Tom Cruise was allegedly the funniest fucking thing in the world to come out of Tropic Thunder. He is also short . . . allegedly.
So, basically, this is ‘Innerspace’ without all the cuteness of Meg Ryan, the likability of Dennis Quaid, the comedic acting of Martin Short and the bikini briefs of Robert Picardo? Pass.
Although, if they ever make a sequel to ‘Innerspace’, they could save a lot of money on special effects by casting Tom Cruise as the main villain who got shrunk down to two feet tall.
…a powerful battery that holds the key to an infinite power source
That’s why I hit women to let them know who’s boss.
Martin Lawrence thinks this movie title is whack.
Whoa, Cameron Diaz in a movie with Tom Cruise? The crate and stool industries of wherever they filmed this must have had quite a bump up in revenue.
Making this movie is a stool industry, Oski.
And from whom is Tom Cruise protecting this magical battery? The Energizer Bunny?
I’d like this story more if it involved Popeye’s girlfriend and a hydrocephalic retard and was called ‘Oyl and Water’.
SPOILER ALERT: they’re brought together by ‘Twilight’.
*slinks off to the corner to whittle sticks into sharp points.*
I’d rather watch a movie about a a homosexual couple who get into a car accident and when one goes into a coma, the other isn’t allowed to visit him.
Fruits and Vegetable.
It’s almost like the title to my tell-all about my sexual encounter with Vince entitled “Night in Dago”.
We are the knights who say nay.
…when there are no gays around.
Will Up!
And it isn’t a documentary ?
Also, this *slow clap* is for Donk. Well effing played sir!
What ever happened to Martin Short anyway? Never really caught on…