NancyReaganMRTMorning, Drunkards.  It’s comments of the week time and this post takes forever, so let’s get to it.  As always, nominate for next week by pasting in the comments section of this post.  Maybe you’ll get a prize, maybe you’ll get in a car accident.   What am I, a wizard?

Lots of funny stuff this week, but I gave Stinky Peet the top spot for brevity and directness.  From the The Bounty Hunter trailer:

Stinky Peet says: Given a choice between watching this film and letting a crazed chimpanzee eat my eyeballs, I’d say pass the banana cologne.

I call my ejaculations banana cologne.  Anyhoo, here are your honorable mentions/runners up.  The Mighty Fek’lhr really encapsulates the spirit of FilmDrunk in the Craigslist Missed Connection Rom-Com (I Saw You):

The Mighty Fek’lhr says: I saw you from my perch in the alley, even though my clown wig obscured the binoculars from time to time, I still was touched by your getting into your flannel pajamas and watching Ally McBeal reruns for three hours…so touched, I killed a squirrel and used it as a fifi then fed it to them kids in my van.

Then Fek invented a word, based on Disney Chief Rich Ross killing ‘Wedding Banned’.:

The Mighty Fek’lhr says: So, can we call sh*tty Hollywood projects that get sh*tcanned, “Rich-rossed”?

From Nic Cage Shot a Little Girl:

ChinoMoreno says:
 I shot a little girl. Out of my vagina!!!

I was really turned on until I realized she just meant she had a child and not the plot of a video I saw once.   From Precious Makes Tarantino’s Top 8:

Pauly Dangerously says: I didn’t like Precious. It was too dark and too heavy for my liking.

From the Mysterious Science Theater Guys talk “Hitler Claus”:

Chino Moreno says: Hitler Claus comes on Christmas Eva.

Morton Salt says: On the Third Reich of Christmas, Mein Führer gave to me: 3 French towns . . .

From Damn Nation:

Jacktion! says:
Have you heard about the script about the men who are abandoned after their legs are broken, testicles are cut off, and have to survive by eating bits of the plaster?
Cast Rations.

Jacktion! says:
 F*ck you.

No one stretches harder for a pun than Jacktion!  He learned it from his dead parents.

From the The Bud Light Otter presents The Bounty Hunter poster:

BK says: Looks like the headline photo is saying “You otter drink before seeing this film.”

From Look At This Effing Ukulele Movie:

Morton Salt says:  It’s an honest instrument.  Not like that god-damned lyre. [*slow clap*]

The Mighty Fek’lhr says: Do you know what is worse than ukulele hipsters? Duras and his Romulan coddling son, Toral.

Which doesn’t speak highly of ukulele hipsters.

Burnsy says: “It’s a people’s instrument.”
Added the hippie, “So get your roody-poo, non-hemp wearing, job-having, car-driving, showering candy ass out of here. If you smellllllllllllllllll what the Rock is eating organically!”

And finally, from Eva Amurri’s Boobs Cue the Sound of a Harp:

Crapbasket says: Some say that when you unclasp her bra, you can hear the sound of a harp.

Yeah, you’d hear, “Harp! Harp! Get dis azzole offa me! Harp me! Harp please!”

Well done, folks.