CLIP FROM DENIRO’S LATEST POOP
12.03.09This is a promo clip from Everybody’s Fine, starring Robert Deniro, Sam Rockwell, Drew Barrymore, and Kate Beckinsale. A remake of a 1990 Italian film, it’s about a widower whose children all cancel on him for Christmas so he decides to go visit them. It’s kind of Four Christmases in reverse, except the true reverse of Four Christmases would probably be really good. ThePlaylist didn’t seem to like it much. I haven’t seen it, but judging by this clip… hey, this is a promotional clip, right? Like, it’s supposed to make you want to see the movie? Absolutely nothing happens in this. If this isn’t the most boring minute and ten seconds of the film, there must be another scene where someone reads a book.
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If this isn’t the most boring minute and ten seconds of the film, there must be another scene where someone reads a book.
As long as it isn’t a book about Bens Folds Five, that shit would suck and only fags would read it.
First the banner ads, now this … you’re not making it easy for me to keep pretending De Niro died in 1999, Vance.
I’m Sam and I Rockwell/
I got a Castle in Brooklyn/
That’s where I dwell!
Only his dignity died modic, only his dignity.
Fek, have you ever heard Ben Folds’ remake of “Bitches Ain’t Shit”?
P.S. Vince, it’s “grew a mustache and a mullet”
Jesus, DeNiro sucks almost as much as The Punisher!
I hope that since they cancel on him for Christmas, he goes out for revenge, and cancels their Christmas…WITH BLOOD!
That’s the kind of Christmas story I want for Christmas.
Seems more to me like those people are being rather coarse.
*BLAM [thud}*
Damn, I missed the Soundgarden love/hate fest. Stupid limo wreck…
Sam Rockwell, Drew Barrymore, and Kate Beckinsale
Jesus Christ. Was their Mother fucking the milk man, the mail man and a door knob? Excellent casting job, dipshits.
I hate hearing you boys fight.
*blasts Chimaira*
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jiggery-pokery
I feel better now.
MAKE UP SEX!!
According to the banner pic, DeNiro is an excellent driver.
I always cancel on Christmas with my dad, too. I’ve seen his package WAY too many times.
Jesus, DeNiro sucks almost as much as The Punisher!
Well, considering that only about 5% of existing Punisher comics are actually worth reading, and only about 5% of DeNiro movies are actually worth watching, I am pretty much forced to agree with you here.
I think I’ll visit pops this xmas, now that I’m finally getting married I won’t have to listen to him declare me a “cock sucking fag” over my spiced nog and crumpets.
DeNiro’s character should have been named Harry Chafin.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Feklahr forgot He was the happy-go-stabby captain of a barge of dishonoured Klingon souls on this blog, and fascist know it all asshole everywhere else!
Um…look! That Romulan has a Team Cullen T-shirt on! BONG!!!!!!!!!
Harry Chafin is my right palm’s name, Peet.
I have a feeling that this is gonna be a lot like About Schmidt, just without Kathy Bates’ unit.
Jesus, Crap.
Why??? Why would you say that???
Ettore Scola would be rolling in his grave if he was dead, or maybe not since he might have gotten a fat check for this aboringaytion
I think I turned in to a pajiba reader from the few last comments I made.
Mwah ha ha ha!!
Katy Bates’ Unit would be a good name for a burn ward.
Entin, you’re a gay lesbian?
New up, carpet munchers.
I jsut got back from reading New Moon reviews over at RT! XD
deniro used to walk around with a mohawk fucking up pimps, and in his spare time hang people off meathooks in freezer trucks – this shit is utterly depressing…
ers, not yet.
crosses fingers, wishes on a star
I realize this post will take away from the steady rhythm of poop jokes we’ve achieved in this thread thus far, but I live in Vegas and I feel compelled to comment…
While I understand good film making is less about reality than it is the appearance of reality, there’s a difference between ‘goosing’ the drama to make the film more compelling and a total disregard for reality. In this case it’s clear any attempt at even a small amount of research was jettisoned.
FIRST: There is no building in Vegas that would offer you THAT VIEW, much less from the north end of the Strip looking south on the Stratosphere/Encore.
SECOND: The Stratosphere is not a revolving restaurant. It’s a hotel casino. Contained within the Stratosphere, however, is a revolving restaurant. It’s called Top of the World.
THIRD: No one who lives in Vegas is ever gonna say “Let’s go eat at the Stratosphere!”
What bugs me most is that the people who made this movie aren’t bumpkins. They’re all pretty well traveled, fairly cultured individuals. Was there no one reading that script who could have at least pointed out the rather obvious fallacy in that piece of dialouge? Jesus. Harold. Christ.